Hi kids listen to this story
Let me tell you a tale of lost innocence.
Once upon a time there lived a little girl named zhixin. She was a happy little J2 who donned her school uniform obediently everyday, went to school, crapped a lot, and mugged for stuff right before exams. She did this for the oh-so-overwhelming, frightening-as-hell, do-badly-and-you-have-no-future 'A' levels. She looked forward to a brighter future where she could lounge around in a warm and happy classroom setting, discuss views on theory, conceptualise random ideas, and live happily ever after.
Well she got some of that for some of her modules, but since this is a tale of a loss of innocence, we shall now proceed.
Armed with eight months experience of work, internship and games, and lots of tales from her dear dad that university was a breeze and the toughest part of schooling was well and over with, she arrived at the mighty, highly inefficient, non-cohesive, and totally hostile-to-noobs administrative gates of NUS.
And found out that the world is filled with liars. You know, those who gave her the image of a nice Hawaiian beach and lots of hot virgin hunks to trick her into studying hard for A levels. That's her religion by the way. You get rewarded with a landscape of your choice along with a harem of hunks who will feed you peeled grapes if you're good and believe in god. And you don't even have to suicide-bomb anything.
Moral of the story: NEVER BELIEVE IN FAIRY TALES. Unless, of course, you end up like rita who says life is an oasis right now.
Here Oasis pops in to end this note off with a pessimistic soulful tune, "MAYBE I WILL NEVER BE, ALL THE THINGS I WANNA BEEEE"
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you and i together mysteriously and always floating
Friday, November 19
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