The tale of two dogs
Once upon a time there were two dogs.
Which dog came first, you might wonder? Well I guess by birthright haidog came first. Otherwise this question is irrelevant as well, since who cares which dog came first? People only care if chickens or eggs came first. And we're not talking about eggs and chickens but dogs.
Now these two dogs grew up thinking they were alone in this sad world. They thought they were the only dogs which existed, although yandog does have two dogs of his own (but these are different breeds of dogs, and so are not counted. These two dogs are practically another species altogether.) Yandog even thought he was godly because, being a dog, he still ruled over two dogs. It's like how humans are created in the image of their god, so yandog's dogs are created in his image. So imagine their joy and surprise when they found each other one joyous day!
"YOU'RE A DOG!" yandog exclaimed.
Haidog did not bother replying because he felt his vocabulary expanded to beyond that of dog. He decided that he would own yandog with a thousand words and created a msn dpic with a dog on it.
Yandog was pissed that his image was made into a msn dpic. After all, he was a GOD. A dog god. And no images of his holy face should be reproduced. That would be BLASPHEMY. Haidog had just done the unspeakable and he was going to doggy hell.
Because gods are innately petty and childish (just go wiki any greek god like zeus and aphrodite) he decided to blasphemise haidog as well with his own dpic. Of which haidog called "a cheap honkie imitation".
What would the battle result in? Would there be mass genoxide of dogs as these two dogs wage war against each other? As the saying goes, one mountain cannot hide two dogs and now the world sits trembling as these two dogs have their showdown. There is no clear winner. Their blood would paint the sky red as they plot revenge on their previous and next eight generations.
Meanwhile fanfics sprout out detailing their love-hate relationship, like any crack fanfic writer is prone to see. They would have gay steamy sex amidst their sword fights. Blood and semen would rain down from the skies.
On an irrelevant side note the author is currently sitting in her office bored out of her mind as usual, explaining the crap in this entry. For the clueless, yandog's her bridge partner's bff in scouts and haidog is yandog's dog. Or so yandog claims.
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Friday, February 26
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