London bridge is falling down
Bridge is so awesome, I can feel my partner and i improving and it's such a great feeling! Even though I'm still as flushed as before when controlling the dummy (PULSE DRUMS FACE HOT FINGERS SWEATY CAN'T THINK OHNOES) at least we're not losing so badly now even though we're making slightly more insane bids like five -insert suit/no trump-. Let's just say I insist the situation called for it even though the pro bridge people were all very happy that I erased their bad bids which they can't make by calling five.
-when dummy (aka me)'s cards are revealed-
"That's not a two clubs bid!" (cause two clubs = artificial bid with 22+ points)
Me: "I KNOW!"
Yw: "I tried to teach her 4 and a half losers lol"
Which apparently I misinterpreted heh. But I had A K Q J 10 spades!
-after four hearts was the previous bid-
Me: "OKAY OKAY LET THE NOOB THINK"
-pro bridge people continue arguing about partners going mad and bidding four hearts-
-noob here bids five clubs-
-pause-
-general happiness erupts in convo window-
Anyway any improvement must be attributed to our bridge tuition teacher who has been patiently telling us all the strategies, he must be the most fabulous teacher ever! A better teacher than me at any rate since I have zero patience in teaching my brother and am quite completely averse to the teaching profession after the experience of a younger sibling. So good luck to all those people who have a job as a tuition teacher :D even though your pay probably more than makes up for it LOL. Except for zhihua who's undercutting everyone else. Tsk she's like a foreign worker man, charging low prices and grabbing business! But nobody beats yw since he teaches for free HAHA.
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Friday, February 5
1:06 PM
