This is not to say that she has lousy soccer skills. On the contrary, she scored two goals! Which is an amazing feat seeing how rare goals are among the three of us. Except for one crucial thing: it was the wrong goalpost.

(you can bet that Rita was delighted with not doing anything with her players except kick zhihua's players and get more red cards)

Zhihua's second goal was the goal of the century. It involved her goalkeeper successfully catching the ball (which is a right step), running out as far as he can (which can be the right step) and turning around to kick it into his own goal (which is a very wrong step). During her first own goal my game zoomed into her goalkeeper to show us his WTF expression as the ball was expertly kicked by his own teammate to bounce precisely on the top of the goalpost and rebound into the goal. During her second own goal they were too afraid to show his expression. Which probably looked like a schizophrenic:

The proper goalkeeper with goalkeeping instincts: I know I'm not supposed to be facing my own goal. Why am I facing my own goal? This makes no sense at all! Oh my god I'm seeing myself place the ball on the grould and kick it towards that direction while all my instincts are screaming NOOOOOOO

The goalkeeper controlled by an external force (aka zhihua): Shut up.

This is a classic example of free will versus determinism. How we are puppets of the mysterious supernatural force above (or outside the tv screen of the world holding a PS2 controller) and how despite knowing that we aren't supposed to be doing this and that we go on and do them anyway. It's all the external force's fault.

Other than that we haven't been up to anything much. Except drawing bodies which are supposed to be in the shape of martini glasses and trying to copy their abs onto our paper. And playing lots of escape-the-bloody-room games and eyezmaze games. I recommand you waste your time there too :D 

-provides link-

Oh yeah, and finishing up season four of DOCTOR WHOOOO which didn't have a satisfactory ending. MY ROSEEEEEEEE NOW SHE IS NEVER GOING TO APPEAR AGAIN!!! I MISS ROSE TYLER! SHE SHOULD BE WITH THE DOCTOR!!! NOT IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE! -goes back to season two-