Why is tomorrow a special day, why!
TOMORROW
is a special day! Because...
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-more drumrolls-
uh, PW draft one due tomorrow? Very special day because it is the date your tombstone will have k. Therefore must commemorate! After all, why only commemorate death anniversaries after you're dead, makes no sense right!
On top of that, there are the National day celebrations! Of which our school has kindly and perhaps not very wisely spent not 1, not 2, not 10, but 23k on! That's three zeros at the back, sing dollars not mannamewall! PERHAPS this money could have been spent on other more worthwhile facilities. or PERHAPS it could have gone to financial assistance. Perhaps only. I mean, maybe spending 20k on a stage isn't very wise!
Also, tis the final day of IHCs! THE LAST STRETCH TO SPRINT. GLORY ON US ALL. GLORIA OMNIBUS LUCET. Oh yeah, has anyone seen the two bright lion banners in the middle of the canteen? With certain words of "THE SPIRIT OF CHAMPIONS"? Hmm such mysterious banners.
I wonder why else is tomorrow special. I mean, with so many reasons on the list already, there can't be anything more! CAN THERE.
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We have started on a list of 5C quotes, and the honour of taking it up goes to Karliang and Audrey.
During physics lesson...
Karliang: "How do you say simple harmonic motion in english?"
-pause-
Leonard: "jian3 dan1 he2 xie2 dong4 zuo4"
During GP...
Karliang: "How old is your son mrs chan?"
Mrs Chan: "Too old for you."
During Lit...
Audrey: "How do you know if you love the person if you don't have sex with him?"
-stunned-
Ms Lye: "Is that a serious question, or do I have to send you for counselling?"
Another lit lesson...
Karliang -trying iambic pentameter- "to BE or NOT to BE that IS the QUES--"
-a series of "SHUDDAP LAH KARLIANG" and "THAT IS SO RETARDED"-
And even though this is not a 5C quote:
-while reading a part of othello out-
"o, HARDNESS to dissemble!"
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