Fish viagra?
My father has been endowed with maternal instincts lately.
Mind you, not towards us though, fortunately or unfortunately. Rather, he has directed those instincts towards those floating staring species in the tank.
We all know Viagra is such an awesome drug in helping limp old men in becoming fit and strong again. Well, how about FISH VIAGRA!
It apparently has its potent effects too; it proves that they have completed a lot of rounds of animal testing before it came to the sad swaying men who need a little help to stand. The value of Viagra cannot be underestimated! Its power is simply amazing-- if you want babies, twins, triplets, quadruplets, quintets, sextets or a football team this is the drug for you! Tested and proven effective on discus, it will definitely be as effective on you! Or hopefully less effective or you'll be swimming in babies. In my father's fishes' case, literally.
My father has happily dumped in PRO GROWTH FISH FOOD in this fish tank for a consecutive unknown days in a row and had eagerly sat back to watch the results. The results didn't take long to manifest. Within a couple of weeks, the pair of fish is now INFESTED with frys growing all over the parents' bodies most particularly the mother fish's, and to imagine it think of Alexander Fleming's orange. When he found it, it was emdedded in mould. Now think of how the fishes look now.
Added to that, he has at least ANOTHER two tanks of couples which have laid eggs too!
I know, good luck to my house.
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CAP briefing today was an awesome burst of fun and had me looking forward to it with much anticipation! The teacher speaking was hilarious:
" NO moving of the furniture. I don't care if you have some obsessive compulsive disorder where you HAVE to sleep in a certain direction or to face in north east or something, you do not move the furniture."
And guess who's here at CAP again-- DAVID CRAWSHAW! When Austin and I heard that we gave a simultaenous groan and definitely not the same reaction a certain RAFA fanatic would have given had she been there. I think ACSI (JC) ties are getting uglier by the year, what's up with all the ugly unifrom designs! First the RI PE shirt, then their annivesary shirt and now the AC tie-- I swear all of them ran out of money to pay the designers. Or otherwise were all too stingy to get good ones.
We're going to have a whole lot of fun in NUS!
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