LION KINGGGGGG
I really, sincerely wanted to type this in chinese, but even my chinese programme has given up on my hopeless chinese standards and has decided not to work so that I won't carry out my plans to blind everybody/asplode everybody's brains. I IS HATEZ YOU, CHINESE PROGRAMME. AT LEAST HAVE SOME FAITH IN ME!!!!!!!!
It seems the more chinese papers I do, the worse my chinese standard becomes. I used to be able to pass close passages. After doing a few more chinese papers, I started failing and then the fail mark became progressively closer to zero. Someone kindly explain this phenomenon? -squeak- For all you know by the time O levels arrive that mark will meet its finishing line at zero. ARGHH. -bangs head on wood-
I wish that idiot next block would stop singing with the karoke volume up to atrocious levels. Esepcially on an afternoon perfect for murder. (Fact: People tend to kill when irritation levels go up. Fact: Hot afternoons are irritating. Fact: People who sing horribly for entire BLOCKS of people to hear are irritating. Logical conclusion?) This has forced me to turn my itunes volume up to atrocious levels too, and when two concurrent music tunes clash, it becomes even, more, annoying. My brain is threatening to squash my skull.
Things Zhi Xin would like to murder on the spot now:1. That idiot next block.
2. That idiot next block.
3. That idiot next block.
4. Everything chinese. Especially morality essays. Ie, every compre passage you've seen.
5. That idiot next block.
ARGHHHH. I feel like shirlynn. I hope she never finds my blog. Anyone who knows her please don't tell her I said this.
Okay I've decided to be Resigned and turn off my itunes. This means I only feel like killing the idiot next block. I should stop visualizing her untimely and delicious death. EVERY RELIGION ADVISES ME NOT TO KILL. Unfortunately religions like sacrifices too. Maybe God will like her as a sacrifice.
I shall think about other things. For example, how the newspaper keeps reporting on the
ooh they're sooo intelligent Yip family! Their fourteen year old son and twelve year old daughter have FIFTEEN As IN O LEVELS BETWEEN THEM! Their five year old son is ALREADY READING ENCYCLOPEDIAS! ZOMG SUCH GENIUSES!Fact of life: If your child can do something by the age of THREE, IT IS A GENIUS. BE ALERTED. ALL CHILD PRODIGIES CAN DO STUFF BY THE AGE OF THREE. ALA MOZART, ZHANG AI LIN ETC ETC.
How to be a certified genius:1. Read lots of [insert subject] books to your unborn child so that the moment it gets born you can
2. DUMP PSLE/O LEVEL/A LEVEL ON IT.
3. Make sure it does them.
4. If it passes them, IT IS A GENIUS!!!! THE YOUNGEST RECORD HOLDER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!
5. Next, after passing A levels, register it into Harvard/Yale/Princeton.
6. Make sure it gets in.
BY THE AGE OF HALF YEAR OLD IT WILL BE THE YOUNGEST PERSON EVER TO GET IN HARVARD/YALE/PRINCETON!
Congratulations! Your child is a genius!
Unfortunately this leaves the question of WhatNext.
Um.
7. Because the purpose of studying is ultimately to get a job, and because your child is already a certified genius, your child will skip university levels and graduate at the age of two and a half. With a PHD. IE, your child will be the youngest PHD holder EVER in the history of anyone! Your child can go to work now!
8. Unfortunately, not many companies want to employ a two-and-a-half year old kid. Genius or not.
9. -blanks out-
10. DO SOMETHING, YOUR CHILD IS A PRODIGY AT [INSERT SUBJECT], DESTINED TO BE THE GREATEST GENIUS EVER IN [INSERT SUBJECT] AND DESTINED TO DO [INSERT SUBJECT] FOR THE REST OF ITS MISERABLE LIFE! WHEE CHEMISTRY FOR THE REST OF ITS LIFE, EXCITING!
11. Ohnoes.
12. Read a chinese morality essay on XIAO3 SHI2 LIAO2 LIAO3, DA4 WEI4 BI4 JIA1 and sue the author.
13. Bang your head on the wall and let your child play maplestory or something.
This doesn't stop me from still wanting to kill the idiot next block.
This doesn't even help me in future for a Genius Kid because I'm not going to have one at all. Might be useful for yinfei though. -nods-
I WANT TO KILL THE IDIOT NEXT BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!
By the way,
GO WATCH LION KING!!! It are heart love kiss and everything good and sugar! WHEEEE!
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