How to steal your own car, as zong xian demonstrates
Despite it being cut like crazy, and despite my apparent SEVERE lack of money...
I still want to watch Lust Caution pretty please with a cherry on top and lots of wild berry ice cream!That'll unfortunately have to remain a sort of fantasy for the moment until I manage to scrouge enough money. Which reminds me, lena hasn't returned my change for mcdonalds.
Went over to cousin's house today for her second kid's one month old birthday and jia qing kor took 2 seconds to realize who I was while my auntie told me "wah, so long never see you you change so much!" I'm supposing that that is a good thing and that hopefully it means that I don't look as noob as before which my sister is more than happy to affirm to so I shall be flattered by that two seconds taken for recognition and laugh at my sister for looking "still the same as before".
On a random note, my brother set off the car alarm of my father's car today. Don't ask me how that works.
-blurry bubble-
-dissolves-
-fades in-
(as you can see I'm perfectly familiar with film transitions for memories despite sleeping throughout that editting lesson!)
Zhi Xin sits at the back of the car by herself happily smsing away.
Zhi Hui stands outside of the car (I think, I've no idea where she was at that exact point of time)
Zong Xian sits in the driver seat and trying to be smart.
Mum stands outside the car looking bored and waiting for Dad to come back from shitting.
It was a fine and peaceful moment in life just like any other ordinary moment when all of a sudden......
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP ETC ETCZong Xian runs out of the car.
Zhi Hui rushes in the driver seat and tries to figure out what's wrong.
Zhi Xin stares up horrified and tries to cover her face.
Mum starts freaking out.
Zong Xian continues hiding behind the car.
Zhi Hui screams that it's Zong Xian's fault.
Mum wrings her hands.
Zhi Xin continues her futile attempt while wondering how long it'll take for the police to come and arrest us for trying to steal our own car.
Guy comes to investigate what the hell is going on.
Guy sees middle-aged woman with three kids.
Guy comes over and tries to help.
Car continues beeping.
Guy presses buttons on car keys
-sudden silence-
Zhi Xin, Zhi Hui and Mum thank Guy.
Zhi Xin, Zhi Hui and Mum get out of car to join Zong Xian at hiding behind the car after being sufficiently traumatized by car functions.
Zhi Xin found it vaguely amusing.
Scratch that, Zhi Xin found it more than a little vaguely amusing.
Zhi Xin, Zhi Hui and Mum try to find out how the hell our wonderful brother managed this feat.
Zhi Xin, Zhi Hui, Zong Xian and Mum get away as far from the car as possible until Dad comes back from shitting.
Hey, you have to admit it's a novel experience, trying to steal your own car! Point to note for all potential robbers out there, bring a family when you're trying to steal a car and try to look as helpless as possible when the car alarm sounds. Of course, it'll help if you have the car keys as well.
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