Miraculously wrong conversations
On the twenty-sixth of august, I thought I wouldn't live to see till today!Oh what holy miracles you have shown me oh my lord you are the greatest etc etc-- ZOMG I SURVIVED TILL TODAY, THAT MUST BE THE GREATEST MIRACLE OF ALL.
So it is then, the return of the days of freedom! Truth! Beauty! Love! Hail all! Exams mar all of these! Deceitful, lying, scheming, cheating, spiteful, ugly, oppressive exams! Why're we still having them, they should be captured and thrown away into prison immediately!
I've been so lazy lately to write anything or update this blog x.x BUSY, DEARS, BUSY. MY VALID EXCUSE. Which unfortuantely I cannot use after exams. I shall have to think of new innovative ones and get a dog on the way. Hey, dogs are useful for excuses! (MY DOG CHEWED MY BRAIN AWAY AND FLUSHED IT DOWN THE TOILET etc etc)
Meanwhile, the return of msn is a glorious thing to be savoured and swallowed sl-o-w-w-l-y. Beware of
The Return Of The Very Wrong Conversations. Don't say I didn't warn you. If you want to be left with a brain as clean as the one you started before you started reading this post, you are highly advise to press alt F4 now. Unless your brain is wrong as hell to begin with, meaning all those little squishy tube-like stuff of the grey matter up there are all crisscrossed and intertwined and clingy and whiny and not to mention, stained by lots of yellow dye, then go ahead.
DISCLAIMER: The thread of wrongness was
not started by me, truthfully, honestly, sincerely, cross my heart and hope to die. This thread of wrongness is started by *drumroll* tan zhi hua and rita shuen! PLEASE DON'T BE DECEIVED IF YOU HAVE ALWYAS BEEN CONVINCED OF THEIR SUPPOSED INNOCENCE. Well, maybe zhihua is. Rita, on the other hand......... HMM.
Still, I think Zhihua started everything due to her sudden strong interest in watching doctor who BRIT TALK SHOWS. And we all know what brit talk shows consist of. Unsurprisingly, Rita had to explain to her a lot of the innuendo involved.
(3:36 AM) zhihua:
well its length that counts(3:36 AM) zhihua:
not the thickness(3:36 AM) suffer your shir:
wrong(3:36 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂:
HAHAHAHA(3:37 AM) "all was well.":
like you would know(3:37 AM) zhihua:
teninch!(3:37 AM) zhihua:
xD(3:37 AM) suffer your shir:
length is unnecessary beyond anything like 6 inches(3:37 AM) "all was well.":
or DO you?!(3:37 AM) suffer your shir:
HAHAHAHAA(3:37 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂:
tsktsk(3:37 AM) "all was well.":
DISTURBED(3:37 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂:
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING HUH(3:37 AM) suffer your shir:
she proly have secret lovers outside school(3:37 AM) zhihua:
O.o!(3:37 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂:
MAKING USE OF YOUR LEGALITIES(3:37 AM) zhihua:
errrr(3:37 AM) suffer your shir:
zhihua makes me feel young(3:37 AM) zhihua:
my secret lover=david tennant(3:37 AM) zhihua:
xD(3:37 AM) "all was well.":
too far(3:37 AM) "all was well.":
cant have regular sex(3:37 AM) zhihua:
he has a time machine(3:37 AM) zhihua:
xD(3:38 AM) suffer your shir:
!!!?(3:38 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂:
you have alien sex??(3:38 AM) "all was well.":
lol(3:38 AM) suffer your shir:
O_O.(3:38 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂:
HOW ISIT(3:38 AM) "all was well.":
LOL(3:38 AM) suffer your shir:
..."weird"?(3:38 AM) zhihua:
FUN!(3:38 AM) zhihua:
xD(3:38 AM) suffer your shir:
my brains are asploding(3:38 AM) zhihua:
mine are long gone(3:38 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂:
WOW.(3:38 AM) suffer your shir:
you're supposed to be INNOCENT! INNOCENT!(3:38 AM) zhihua:
zhixin, has thomas seen the bit on the magic sausage?(3:38 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂:
ISIT REALLY TEN INCH HUH(3:38 AM) "all was well.":
LOL(3:38 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂:
he's here(3:39 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂:
you can go ask him(3:39 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂:
LOL(3:39 AM) zhihua:
more like twelve!(3:39 AM) suffer your shir:
ten inches is insane long btw(3:39 AM) "all was well.":
lol(3:39 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂:
..............................(3:39 AM) suffer your shir:
is just ridiculous(3:39 AM) "all was well.":
lol(3:39 AM) suffer your shir:
unless he's a whale(3:39 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂:
DOESN'T IT HURT(3:39 AM) zhihua:
-.-(3:39 AM) "all was well.":
you measured YOURS?(3:39 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂:
A HORSE(3:39 AM) suffer your shir:
................(3:39 AM) "all was well.":
LOL(3:39 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA(3:39 AM) "all was well.":
horsey(3:39 AM) zhihua:
RITAAAAA(3:39 AM) suffer your shir:
HAHAHAHA(3:39 AM) "all was well.":
LOL(3:39 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂:
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA(3:39 AM) zhihua:
YOU DAI TMW(3:39 AM) suffer your shir:
WHALES > HORSES(3:39 AM) "all was well.":
LONG DEAD THANKS(3:39 AM) zhihua:
whales have that?!(3:39 AM) "all was well.":
duh(3:39 AM) suffer your shir:
...
(3:39 AM) "all was well.": DUH
(3:39 AM) suffer your shir: ....
(3:39 AM) suffer your shir: .....
(3:39 AM) "all was well.": zhihuatan
(3:39 AM) "all was well.": is naive
(3:39 AM) suffer your shir: zomg naivete
(3:39 AM) zhihua: NOOO
(3:39 AM) suffer your shir: i noticed
(3:39 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂: i'm smacking my head damn hard now
(3:39 AM) zhihua: whales are like erm
(3:40 AM) zhihua: fish
(3:40 AM) suffer your shir: im rofling
(3:40 AM) suffer your shir: NO!?!!
(3:40 AM) "all was well.": lol you should see her in sch
(3:40 AM) suffer your shir: HAHAHAHAA
(3:40 AM) "all was well.": totally clueless
(3:40 AM) zhihua: -.-
(3:40 AM) suffer your shir: WHALES ARE NOT FISH
(3:40 AM) zhihua: AM NOT
(3:40 AM) zhihua: ohyea
(3:40 AM) suffer your shir: HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
(3:40 AM) zhihua: MAMMELS
(3:40 AM) zhihua: x.x
(3:40 AM) zhihua: shit
(3:40 AM) suffer your shir: and they have humongous ones
(3:40 AM) "all was well.": LOL
(3:40 AM) suffer your shir: about my torso length at SHORTEST
(3:40 AM) zhihua: but they don't even have LEGS
(3:40 AM) "all was well.": relative size!
(3:40 AM) "all was well.": LOL
(3:40 AM) suffer your shir: erm, thicker than zhixin's neck
(3:40 AM) zhihua: x.x
(3:40 AM) zhihua: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(3:40 AM) "all was well.": who needs a brain to have sex?!
(3:40 AM) suffer your shir: !
(3:40 AM) zhihua: SHUDDUUUPPP
(3:40 AM) "all was well.": i mean legs
(3:40 AM) suffer your shir: !!!! HAHAHAHAA
(3:40 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂: the imagery is not very pleasant??!
(3:40 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
(3:40 AM) suffer your shir: HAHAHA
(3:40 AM) "all was well.": my brain's gone
(3:41 AM) zhihua: SHUDDUDUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPpp
(3:41 AM) suffer your shir: they're talking smut what
(3:41 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂: OMG THIS IS
(3:41 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂: CLASSIC.
(3:41 AM) zhihua: WRONG
(3:41 AM) zhihua: WRONG
(3:41 AM) zhihua: WRONG
(3:42 AM) suffer your shir: anything more than six inches gives the female an ache between the legs, you can ask the college callgirl on her blog
(3:42 AM) "all was well.": oh noes lol
(3:42 AM) "all was well.": OW
(3:42 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂: HAHA
(3:42 AM) "all was well.": oh gosh
(3:42 AM) zhihua: O.o
(3:42 AM) zhihua: why?
(3:42 AM) suffer your shir: .....
(3:42 AM) "all was well.": LOL
(3:42 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂: which is what i said?
(3:42 AM) suffer your shir: .................
(3:42 AM) "all was well.": seeeeee
(3:42 AM) suffer your shir: WHY HAHAHAHA
(3:42 AM) suffer your shir: 4 to 5 is enough alr
(3:42 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂: HAHAHA
(3:42 AM) "all was well.": this is like 1% of what happens in sch
(3:42 AM) zhihua: what lemme take ruler
(3:42 AM) suffer your shir: you try la stick your finger in like Anne Frank
(3:42 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂: LONGER IS NOT ALWAYS BETTER DEAR
(3:43 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂: HAHAHAHHA
(3:43 AM) "all was well.": LOL EW
(3:43 AM) "all was well.": like we know
(3:43 AM) suffer your shir: yes of course you know, you have that bit
(3:43 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂: damn any imagery is ARGHARGHARGH
(3:43 AM) "all was well.": LOL
(3:43 AM) zhihua: 5 inch is like the length of my entire hand
(3:43 AM) suffer your shir: (zhihua suffers from great penis envy)
(3:43 AM) suffer your shir: lol small hand
(3:43 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂: 12 inch is freaking 30cm
(3:43 AM) "all was well.": LOL
(3:43 AM) zhihua: omg ten is like er my ruler
(3:43 AM) "all was well.": cannot lar
(3:43 AM) suffer your shir: thats longer than my handspan
(3:43 AM) suffer your shir: ten is still longer than my handspan
(3:43 AM) zhihua: O.o
(3:43 AM) "all was well.": too heavy perhaps?
(3:43 AM) suffer your shir: nopes
(3:43 AM) suffer your shir: it stands anyway depending on age
(3:44 AM) zhihua: i shall bring my ruler to school tmw
(3:44 AM) zhihua: xD
(3:44 AM) zhihua: hee
(3:44 AM) "all was well.": wonder if it shrinks over age
(3:44 AM) "all was well.": time*
(3:44 AM) suffer your shir: AND in anything zhihua WILL(not) write the girl's going to be the one under anyway
(3:44 AM) suffer your shir: yes it does
(3:44 AM) zhihua: its the flexible green one which mr ng bought for our class
(3:44 AM) suffer your shir: just like everything else
(3:44 AM) "all was well.": lo
(3:44 AM) "all was well.": lol
(3:44 AM) suffer your shir: except the female's
(3:44 AM) suffer your shir: *cough*
(3:44 AM) "all was well.": it droops
(3:44 AM) zhihua: I won't write wha-?
(3:44 AM) "all was well.": hahaah
(3:44 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂: oh damn
(3:44 AM) suffer your shir: yes
(3:44 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂: WHY ARE WE IN THIS CONVOOOO
(3:44 AM) zhihua: HUH?!
(3:44 AM) suffer your shir: duno
(3:44 AM) "all was well.": LOL
(3:44 AM) suffer your shir: lets go back
(3:44 AM) ♫ ' zhixin ] ∂: it shrivels!
(3:45 AM) suffer your shir: >_>
(3:45 AM) "all was well.": NOW YOU KNOW ZHIHUATAN
(3:45 AM) zhihua WHAAAAAAAAAAAA
(3:45 AM) suffer your shir: as the owner of one i must protest
(3:45 AM) zhihua: what shrivels?
(3:45 AM) suffer your shir: .....
(3:45 AM) "all was well.": LOL
(3:45 AM) suffer your shir: wet tissue
(3:45 AM) "all was well.": lol
(3:45 AM) zhihua: err
(3:45 AM) zhihua: as in
(3:45 AM) zhihua: are we talking about sausages here?
I swear, this is one of the funniest msn conversations I've had for a very very very long time. Then again, this is unsurprising, seeing that I haven't gone on msn for a very very very long time ...of two weeks. That's half a month! -faints- How did I ever manage to survive! Zhihua's HUH?s are damn funny.
Celebrating right after exams regardless of bio journals is the way to go! -grins- LIBERATION, EVERYONE. BACK TO THE DAYS OF FUN! The party begins!
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