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BIPOLAR BIPOLAR OHNOES.

I can see myself changing, metamophosising, adopting new attitudes and disregarding relationships that don't matter much to me anymore. I see myself sitting in the frontmost corner of the classroom, restless, irritated by the teacher's voice, not learning much in class then failing to understand the content later, finally attributing it to my inadequacy and shrugging it off.

I get irritated by a lot of teachers nowadays, whether it's their attitudes at some points of time, their teaching manners, their monotonous tones, their atrocious english or simply their complete absence of ability to teach (we all know who this one refers to). I blame my apathy towards learning on them. If I used to think I liked science, now I see no point in them whatsoever; science to me has become one dreaded lesson after another, one uncompleted worksheet after another of laziness and uncomprehension.

Then again, these complaints aren't unique to me.

Mr Jalleh: "To have gotten away with slavery is generally thought of as good, but some people argue that we still have slavery today, just in different forms."

Arias: "We do!

...it's called schooling."

This is quite funny ;D we're 131st, "in the ranks among Armenia and Slovakia, quite the developing oppressed countries" HAHA. AWW WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT US.

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409's Gilead society:

Ofrafa -- previously leeyinfei
Offred -- previously linzhimin
Rita -- Rita (HAHA)
Aunt Oreo -- Tan Zhi Hua
Aunt Meiji -- Lee Zhi Xin
Serena Joy -- Husena
Nick -- Stacey
House cat -- Arias

Ofrafa is a True Believer, a "handmaid in more than name". We as the aunts are proud of her! We have henceforth decided to give her a prize of commendation as a MODEL example of what handmaids should be (hem hem offred follow in ofrafa's footsteps).

We're both very sure that Ofrafa enjoys her ceremonies a lot, HAHA. However, do remember that Ceremonies are supposed to be fully for practical reasons only so uh, SHH DON'T LET THE WIFE KNOW.

Offred's mum calls Rafa "the great brute" and I must fully and wholeheartedly agree with her taste. I must also add that Rafa has ugly hair. But ohwell, we're still proud that Ofrafa has been so successfully indoctrinated by our dear Rachel and Leah Centre! Keep up the good job!

And Offred, you're not Cora, wake up! Your tubes aren't tied yet! Therefore you're a Handmaid, a "position of honour"! BE PROUD OF YOUR POSITION, IT IS A PRIVILEGE.

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And then the cows.

All day, we were making cow jokes of MOOving and MOOre and COWnt on me singapore and UDDER people being not here yet. Mr ow told us to "stop milking it already!"

And unfortunately, the suggestion that we use the esplanade as the udders did not get accepted by the dear authorities, HMM I WONDER WHY.

The mascot song for our national day parade float:

I am Cow!; arrogant worms
I am cow, hear me moo,
I weigh twice as much as you!
And I look good on the barbecue!
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butters,
Made from liquid from my udders,
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo! (moo)

I am cow, eating grass,
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch!
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner,
I am cow, I am cow, Ive got gas!

I am cow, here I stand,
Far and wide upon this land,
And I am living everywhere!
From b.c. to newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand,
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!

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