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How does a conversation about Nadal become one about underwear??

It seems that our conversations are morphing to be wronger and wronger. This by no accounts is my fault, I repeat, by no accounts. Is, uh, yinfei's natural talent to initiate wrong conversations!

An example of a morph in conversations about an innocent picking-butt act before every serve by yinfei's most recent love of her life, Rafa Nadal

This conversation is carried out by Rita, Zhi Min, me and of course the ever-so-famous yinfei, of which the opposing forces are rita + zhimin + me vs yinfei, in defence of her beloved rafa's butt-picking act. These are our theories:

Why Rafa picks his butt before every serve

1. Tis a LUCKY ritual, whereby "If I pick my butt before I serve, this serve will be an ACE serve!)

2. It's his LUCKY pair of shorts, which he has worn for the past ten years and is too small for him, therefore ensuring that he has to keep pulling his shorts out so that there will be "a healthy breeze 'round (his) privates".

3. He wears his LUCKY UNDERWEAR, which unfortunately hasn't been changed for the last ten years and has gone through so much repeated washing that either the 1. the elastic has been stretched infinitely and he has to keep pulling his underwear up, or 2. his underwear has shrunk so much that he has to keep pulling his underwear OUT or anything inside might get compressed over time.

4. His butt sweats the most, and sweats too much, thereby causing his pants to stick onto his butt which is highly uncomfortable. (evidence of this: butt print on cement)

Someone: His underwear is grey!
Someone else: Is it GREY or is it GREYING?
Another someone: Greying underwear looks really gross!
I wonder which someone: Underwear is usually white!

-gasp-

The rest of the someones: HOW DO YOU KNOW.
That particular someone: You have brothers and father etc right! Don't you see them walking around or changing!
The rest of the someones: !!! YOU SPY ON YOUR FATHER AND BROTHERS CHANGING?
That particular someone: NO?!? And anyway there are underwear boxes too on sale!
Someone from the rest of the someones: You go to the men's section to look at underwear??
That particular someone: YOU DON'T NEED TO GO TO THE MEN'S SECTION, they're on display everywhere!

-pause-

Someone from the rest of the someones: How do you know they're white?
The particular someone: They have male models on the boxes?!
Another someone from the rest of the someones: Oh yeah and that area particularly bulges out a lot.
The rest of the someones: Butbut...... WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO LOOK AT THEM?!
Another someone: They're quite obvious??

-rest of the conversation is hereby censored-

And of course, through yinfei's obsessions, zhimin and I have deduced a brilliant list of criteria to help her look for a boyfriend/prospective husband in jc! We're going to do it for PW and we even have all the objectives, hypothesis and assumptions out already! The huge ass advertisment with the list of criteria will be pasted on the RJ post-secret board.

List of criteria:

He must be...
1. rich! for her to enjoy her taitai life.
2. masochistic! (through silas, we have deduced that yinfei has a fetish for guys who enjoy whipping themselves. We have also therefore come to the logical conclusion that yinfei enjoys bdsm. Yinfei: "Huh what's bdsm?" Someone: "You know like, BONDAGE?" Yinfei: "What's bondage?")
3. chauvinistic! (yinfei doesn't mind being the "supporting role" and will cook for you all through your way of success!)
4. would be good if he was a caucasian/looked caucasian, like COUGH detention classes, disconnections, direct currents etc etc.
5. would also be good if he had a six-pec and played tennis, but sometimes life doesn't offer you what you want blahblah.

I forgot the others, but hey this is enough! HAHA.

(and I have successfully managed to slander yinfei even more, YAY)

Let us now move topics to something OTHER than yinfei, interesting as she is with her husband-scouting!

Harry potter and the order of the phoenix was... disappointing, to me. Too rushed, too cut-- not enough elaboration on a lot of parts, and not enough excitement/emotion in certain scenes like the Ministry of Magic fight scene. Bet you didn't know wizard fights consisted of a lot of smoke flying about. And Sirius just falling through the mirror suddenly was... uh, lame.

The only good thing I got out of there was that LUNA and HARRY might make a GOOD PAIR.

And that Cho Chang grew a lot uglier than the last movie, at least in my opinion. Must be, let's see, those two plaits?! or perhaps it was the perfectly even thick fringe?!

We managed to make our half-choking half-puking noises during the kiss scene, which wasn't even remotely romantic for the 30 takes it took for 30 seconds of vomitting. I even managed to choke out my "OMG WHY IS HE EATING HER FACE?" and got a few stares from people in front. Grins.

And I rushed back to school right after the movie to watch the strings and MEP concert (kevy and deborah!) It was goooood, I liked the Schubert piece a lot (yay kevy!) and OMG MIFIONA'S HARP. I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY THAT TOOOO. ZOMG.

That concludes my thursday, where I reached home at 10.30 thereabouts, ate "dinner/supper", decided I seriously wanted to sleep and thus set my alarm for 3.30am and went off to sleep without any concern about the SS essay whatsoever, turned off my alarm at 3.30am without opening my eyes, woke up at 4.30am, turned on the light, stared at the question and decided that sleep was still infinitely more tempting and therefore disregarded the SS essay completely. In the end I stayed back on friday just for the express purpose of doing it (mr jalleh should be proud of me.)

You can go 409 class blog to see more MEP/strings concert photos! (and for those of you who haven't joined, -coughs violently-, IT SURE IS HIGH TIME TO, YOU KNOW.)

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