The Swamp of Life
This Blog Is Currently In A State Of Stagnancy (and not-so-happily breeding mosquitoes. This is why you see an increase in the population of mosquitoes which are, in actual fact, the REAL criminals responsible for global warming. Yes, the mosquitoes. Not us.)
Why Lee Yin Fei is specialIn this world, there are three types of people. One is the YINFEI people, the other one is the NON YINFEI people, and the last one is the NON NON YINFEI people. The first and the third category has a population of ONE, namely, lee yin fei! (negative multiplies negative to give you positive!) The rest of the world belongs to the second category, so we are all MUNDANE AND ORDINARY. awww, don't be too sad, I'll cry with you too -sniff-
Talking about yinfei, she has come out with a BRILLIANT way to memorise physics equations!
Current = charge/second
aka Ampere = charge/second
aka A = C/S
HMM DOESN'T THAT ACRONYM SOUND FAMILIAR.
R = V/I
aka V = RI
HEY THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR TOO!
The above is all copyrighted by leeyinfei, and she welcomes all of you to use them.
A certain teacher has decided to come back to class, much to our utmost horror and disbelief! When yinfei spotted him in the canteen during lunch, we were all sure that we were hallucinating.
"Maybe he just came back to get something and he's going home right after!" We decided to stare at him when the bell rang so that we would see him get out of school. When we saw that he was still happily sipping his coffee away, we were momentarily very happy as that meant that he was not rushing for class-- but wait-- HE WAS GETTING UP! HE WAS WALKING TOWARDS THE STAIRS! HE WAS CLIMBING UP! ANNNNND... we saw him in class a few minutes later.
Imagine the shock! The open mouths! The gaping expressions! Oh, poor poor us!
Some people just never change no matter how much you want them to. Unsurprisingly,
he
is
still
as
gay
as
ever.
It never fails to amaze us that he is married with two kids. I mean, HOW CAN THAT BE? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? WHO IN THE WORLD WOULD--
Ahem. We shall compose ourselves. A minute of silence.
[silence]
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And we have also arrived back in school to find that one of our teachers is
not there anymore! What has happened! Why has this atrocity happened! Who has kidnapped him! Oh, how we miss his ponning of classes especially those near the exams! Oh, how we miss those free blocks to sleep in! Oh, how we miss irrelevant content that is good for long term storage but not-so-good for exams coming up! Where is he!
But actually I would rather he stayed and AHEM coughtheotherteachercough disappears.
Term three, week one, finished. Nine more miserable weeks to trudge through as we battle furiously and bravely the last term of our school! We shall fish that elusive thing called GPA out of the mudswamps! We shall march our ways to a death of studying! We shall avoid and resist temptations such as the internet at all costs! Onward, comrades! WE WILL SURVIVEEEE......
(I KNOW THERE'S A SONG LIKE THAT I JUST CAN'T REMEMBER THE REST OF THE SONG)
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Thursday, June 28
9:53 PM
