OPEN BEN AND JERRYS!
I GOT FREE BEN AND JERRY CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM!YAY BEN AND JERRYS! They should celebrate their birthday everyday and give us free ice cream everyday! Okay one shouldn't be too greedy. EVERY MONTH! EVERY MONTH!
The entire bunch of us four oh niners went to cathay to queue up after 2.4km run (I still can't figure out the entire POINT of two point four! We have cars and mrts! The need for running does not exist! The only place where running comes in is when you have to run after the bus and that distance is not exactly two point four unless you go run after the bus for eight stops or something. SERIOUSLY) the queue was like, WHOA. All the way up one level lor! As we were walking to the back of the queue we saw this bunch of ny girls eating ice cream and queuing up AGAIN. Grr. Rowena and I were cursing all those people who were going for second servings! And then GUESS WHAT.
SOMEONE, I repeat,
SOMEONE went to get a second serving herself after she got her first! I WONDER WHO. coughs. Especially someone who was cursing with me about them all the way! --dies from coughing fit
-looks pointedly at a certain rowena yapi and eileen-
PRO-DED LOR. Epitomising the true singaporean spirit! HAHA.
And dear zhihua and yinfei went off for phantom of the opera right after the second batch of people were done for running and came back to school gushing about it. Rita, zhimin and I were trying to lift yinfei's SEVERE delusion but to no avail, especially since...
YINFEI IS A TRAITOR TO THE FEMINIST CAUSE!
-glares really hard-
This is how we found out:
(during a certain philo lesson where they asked WHAT ARE THE THREE THINGS YOU WOULD CHANGE IF YOU WERE GIVEN GOD'S POWERS?)
Me: (writes, 1. superiority of males, 2. poverty of the world, 3. child labour (YAY THANKYOU MY MISS UNIVERSE ANSWERS FOR THE LAST TWO!))
Yinfei:
"I don't mind them being superior!"-collective gasp-
-shudder-
-shocked looks-
-very sharp glares-
-indignation-
LEE YIN FEI YOU BETRAY THE FEMINIST CAUSE! She doesn't mind "fading into the background" and "being a supporting role"! Directly quoted. DIES YOU YINFEI. HOW COULD YOU! YOU!
This is why she is severely deluded; she likes the chauvinisitic types and the no-option situation. YOU LOOK AT ERIK LAH.
1. He
stalks christine relentlessly.
2. He kills people to get what he wants. (THEY WERE INNOCENT! INNOCENT!)
3. He
forces christine to marry him.
4. He hynotises christine by stepping out of her mirror and dragging her to his sewers/flooded MRT tracks/basement!
5. I bet he oogles at christine changing.
6. He THROWS the one he supposedly loves onto the ground!
7. HE ARE A POTENTIAL RAPIST. (refer to above point)
8. He will definititely be an abusing husband! (again, refer to point number six)
9. He wants to break two people who love each other up by killing raoul!
10. He are ugly. As is obvious by the fact that he wears a mask and is, very explicitly stated, disfigurred.
But do zhihua and yinfei listen? NO. They gasp on about his "swishing of cloak" and the pure romantism of erik! CAN YOU SEE HOW DELUDED THEY ARE. Breaking lights and property + killing people + stalking girls + throwing them onto the floor + forcing them to love him and go with him = romantic?!?
I told you they liked those type of no option situations. -.- As for severely misguided, that is a definite. Erik is hot???
-sighs in exasperation- Sadly, the combined efforts of rita, zhimin and me, the objective people, failed miserably.
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