How to tell someone is a genius
(in the midst of singing mcfly's lonely)
"Your voice doesn't sound like it's coming from you!"
"Really? Why!"
"Cause... you're so small! It's a nice voice!"
(I shall not wonder at the relation between size and voice) YAY SEE LEEYINFEI! MEL LAM THINKS MY VOICE IS NICE. You shut up about your egg! Hmpf.
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How to tell someone is a genius(for the purposes of convenience we shall use SHE)
1. She knows how to do that whatever thing by the age of three; refer to zhang xiao ling who self proclaims she's a genius cause she knows how to recite tang poems at the age of three (which yinfei can too apparently - yinfei is a genius!), either that or langlang who "stunned his parents into speechlessness by picking out Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 after having heard it in the background of a Tom and Jerry cartoon" and henceforth has been called a Prodigy.
2. She lives in depression more than 80% of the time (geniuses must know Pain; and Happiness is Very Foreign to them)
3. She
most likely will die early, going by examples like Mozart, or if not, go deaf, like Beethoven, otherwise, will cut her ear off, example in point being Van Gogh.
4. She is Unappreciated by people of her generation because her ideas are Too Far Beyond them (refer to van gogh). Most likely, people will view her as Weird or Insane because of her too modern ideas.
According to yinfei, chin hwee fulfills the criteria! Therefore, chin hwee is a genius! (if she's going to do art you all better hoard her work so that you, or your future generations, will be rich in future when her ideas are Not Beyond them anymore.
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(If you're a suspicious teacher lurking around students' blogs trying to find out what they say about you,
please very kindly refer to the disclaimer on the right of the page before you proceed on, if you do. )
We have a very, very, VERY naturally gay teacher whom I
cannot stand in the least. Even when scolding us, he does it in SUCH A GAY WAY i feel like laughing. If he was less gay I
might respect him more, but since he's not...
OMGOSH CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW GAY HE IS HOW CAN HE BE MARRIED WHO IN THEIR SANE MINDS WOULD MARRY HIM -launches into long and lengthy one breath rant- AND WITH TWO KIDS SOMEMORE ONE WONDERS HOW HE EVEN---
When he realizes we're not listening, which we never do, he'll stand at the front of the classroom with this very hurt look on his poor poor face, with eyes opened wide and eyelashes fluttering and hand in a very traditionally one would call bimbo gesture. I swear, I haven't even seen any GIRL doing that. Quote lady macbeth, "ARE YOU A MAN?" (prolly one too many allele on the Y chromosome, if there is a Y chromosome)
Okay I'm being exceedingly mean. Whoops. Okay HE MIGHT be a nice guy underneath, who knows and who cares. All I know is that I never learn anything during his lessons. He should just give us free blocks; we'll be more productive that way actually.
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Arias has wonderful dreams! I LOVE HER DREAMS. I swear, her secret suppressed alter ego cum subconscience secretly desires to be courted!
Apparently she's been dreaming about this guy for quite a few dreams already, and she doesn't recognize him! I begin to throw out possibilities. "It could be your past life! Memories of a past life! Or your inner eye seeing the future! OMG SO COOL!"
And the guy in her dream speaks poetry I tell you. Look at this line, isn't it beautiful?
"Why do I teach you to break my heart?"-swoons- WHAT DID I SAY. ARIAS HAS WONDERFUL DREAMS AND A SECRETLY SUPPRESSED ALTER EGO WHO DESIRES TO BE COURTED AND POSSIBLY BREAK HEARTS!
(arias is probably going to kill me for this) -runs very fast away-
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