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HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

zhihua: omg. were you AWAKE at five? or are my eyes tricking me?! No wonder you have weird dreams. It must be the screwed up sleep cycle. xD what a fun dream though!

WHAT. I fell asleep at nine plus what! So woke up at four plus lor. BETTER SLEEPING TIME THAN YOU OKAY. zao3 shui4 zao3 xing2! Fun your head lah, it was uh scary! -shivers- -goosebumps-
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mel: oh whatever!

HAHA YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT. You epitomize the true singaporean spirit, we're proud of you!
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yinfei: what I loved that scene! ask zhihua for my reaction to that at musical.
yinfei: stupid, I actually thought that article was real at first sight.
"The entire post smells of him" HAHAHAHA
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crappitrash: @yinfei: YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY! therefore the article is true. @zhixin: HAHA "outrasized"! jew! jew! KAZAKHSTAN.

Of course the article is true, with such considerate teachers allowing you all go to jc2 straight after sec five because your social lives are important! OKAY LOR MY SPELLING SUCKS (shit I almost typed smelling! ARGH IT'S YINFEI'S FAULT)
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crappitrash: DIGITALIS! GLOSSY STOCK! CHICKEN! CHROMIUM! AILERONE! PUNY! TENEBROUS! FILTER! SIX! BALL LOCK! MUSCLE TEAR! POWER! STEW! NUTRITION! MEMORIAL! INTUITIVE! GREEN WEEK! HYPOCRISY! RUDDER! HOB! DROWN! SAC!

IRIS! ENVY OF THE PEN! WEALTH! ENRICHING! DOLLIFIED! BOLLOCKS! DIMUNITIVE! EUTHANASIA! MERCI BEAUCOUP! CRYSTALLINE! MANIPULATE! BILLIONAIRE! LASER BEAM! RED EYE ALERT! BOISTEROUS! UNRESTRAINED! FREEDOM! QUENCH! HOI!
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qi*: zhixin you're WEIRD. haha. BORAT. yucks don't like that movie =.=

What I'm weird! IT'S NOT MY FAULT BOOHOO. My subconscious dictates what I dreammmm! HAHA BORAT. You watched it meh! Zomg leeqi! Tsk.
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zhihua: yinfei and I went into hysterics at the kiss-scene. I always cry buckets, esp at the end. xD

Yah you and yinfei GASPED every time he swished his cloak -.-
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yinfei: thomas: I'm sure there're people called leffrey jee around! and sth from you can be true? hmmm. XD
yinfei: "hysterics" accurately captures the situation indeed. XD

OF COURSE THERE ARE PEOPLE CALLED LEFFREY JEE THERE'RE PEOPLE CALLED REFUGEES! WHY NOT LEFFREY JEE!
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crappitrash: @yinfei: you would not be likely to get the reference if you weren't from RI. and yah, christine is chao playa okay. who cares about her! erik should er, go for giry! since she appreciates him!

It's covered in my rs it is it is! It's called, uh, SEDUCTION. They're BLINDED by her looks!
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zhihua: O.o not madame giry! *dies* (besides, she betrayed him to The Fop!)

HUH. Is Giry the one who recommands Christine at the start when the original singer got hit by the chandelier?
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Edwin: hahaha, Great Blog =D. I still love the disclaimer !

YAY THANKYOU. I love the disclaimer too! HAHAHA. A pity like you said it doesn't really work!
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yinfei: I thought giry betrayed fop to erik! by leading him down to the lair and all. whooops. XD
yinfei: erik should go for zhihua! (and hopefully me too)

-faints- DESPERATE LAH WALAO.
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crappitrash: lol wtf, if christine were like you there wont be a story AT ALL. ANYWAY. RAOUL < dell laptops <<<<< toilet paper < trigonometry <<<<<< chocolate

No there would be a story! One of them will end up dying! Or Erik would get disinterested! After all, "the power of seduction lies in that the man desires what he knows he cannot get"!

AND RAOUL SANG ALL I ASK OF YOU I PROTEST THAT HE IS WORSE THAN TRIGO!
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zhihua: madame giry was trying to help Raoul find christine. x.x stupid woman. hahaha someone other yinfei who shares my opinion of Raoul! (:

HOI. YOU ALL CONVENIENTLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT CHRISTINE AND RAOUL ARE SUPPOSEDLY IN LOVE!

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Yinfei Quotes Of The Week:
"The whole post smells of him!"
"This piece of evidence instils a touch of shock in the reader."

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During one of our usual very exciting physics lessons (yinfei: "What lessons did we have today?" Me: "Maths, lit, english, something else." -thinks- yinfei: "PHYSICS LAH YOU!"), we discovered mel and rowena's oscar-winning talents!

Mel: "Zhi Xin can we borrow your bulbs?"
-passes bulbs behind while wondering whether it was because their bulbs couldn't work-

A few minutes later

Mel: "Okay thanks!" -passes bulbs back-

A few more minutes
-decides to try connecting to another circuit-
Me (thinks) EH WHY CANNOT LIGHT UP MAYBE MEL PASSED BACK THEIR OWN UNWORKING BULBS!

-switches bulbs discreetly-

Mel: "HOI WHY YOU TAKE OUR BULBS"

-ignores and tries the other two as well-
!!! don't light up too.

Me: "EH OMG WHY CAN'T THE BULBS LIGHT UP!"
Mel (perfect serious expression with you-are-so-dead expression): "You blew the bulbs! You're so dead! Go tell him! Quick!"
Me: "Butbut all I did was connect them to the battery!" -puzzles- "They were perfectly fine before!"
Mel: "They were working when we used them! ORH HOR. YOU BLEW THE BULBS. GO TELL HIM!"
Rowena: "Yeah they were working! YOU BLEW THEM YOU BLEW THEM!"
Me: "But..." -trails off-
Mel: "You have to go tell him! Go!"

Okay lor go tell go tell lor. Brought the bulbs to the front, gave them to him as he was collecting the apparatus, then went, "Uh Mr Ho for some reason the bulbs couldn't work. I didn't do anything!"
"Really? Sometimes the bulbs blows when they is connected to too many battery!"
"No I only connected them to one battery!"
"Oh then nevermind sometimes the bulbs is like that. We'll gets them fixed!"

-goes back to seat-
-sees mel and rowena sniggering away-

!!!

WALAO.

Stupid people went to blow the bulbs up by connecting four batteries in a series and then made me tell him!

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Amazing Unsyncronized Response

One lovely assembly...

-usual chatter-
-annoying teacher goes up to the stage and starts telling us we're "social retards" (directly quoted!) cause we don't know how to behave during assemblies-
-laughter and sniggering ensures-

Her: "Are you laughing at yourselves?"
VERY LOUD UNSYNCRONIZED MURMUR: "No, we're laughing at YOU."

I think she chose to ignore it.

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