I AM COW HEAR ME MOO I EARN TWICE AS MUCH AS YOU!
Learning journey week is the
best idea rgs has ever come out with! Now a better idea would be to have it every school week. Or something. Hey we need, uh, outside-the-classroom interactive skills!
Macbeth screening on monday, TOTAL HILARITY. Macbeth and Banquo took 5 minutes of screen time roaming around the forest and screaming, "IT MUST BE AN EVIL SPIRIT!", 10 minutes listening to the evil spirit and having a permanent wide-eyed look and 10 minutes roaming around on barren ground in fog with their horses looking for their fortress (which I might add they have known practically all their lives, but for some reason took a hell of a long time trotting right and left and back and forth around the screen to look for it).
And of course, the wonderful dying scene - 10 minutes of screen time to finally die with about 30 arrows sticking out and one right through his throat - but hey, he still can move out with a vicious look and attempt to pluck out an arrow or two before collapsing! Amazing. If you want resistance to death, go over to the dark side. They have milk chocolates now.
Lady Macbeth was a terrifying lady; she manages to sit there on the floor staring straight ahead without moving anything except her mouth for ages with a vicious look in her eyes, and when she moves she practically FLOATS about. Yinfei was gripping my arm in horror every time she moved, cause she didn't look as though she was capable of that after stoninating on the ground for so damn long. There was one scene where she FLOATED out with the candle. TRAUMA.
And the soldiers all had flags poking out of their backs - I keep telling you, it's to poke the enemy! When all else fails, do a Zidane-style headbutt and poke the enemy with your flag!
Wednesday, world bank talk! Yawnination throughout cause we could barely catch distinct words, but the best thing about it....
"A cow in Europe earns twice as much as a farmer in Africa."Zhihua and I were terribly amused by it; zhihua even drew a poor poor anorexic farmer on her learning journey schedule. And henceforth, we brilliantly changed the lyrics of the oh-so-wonderful song:
I am cow, hear me moo, I earn twice as much as YOUUUUUU!
We all know what to choose if given a chance to choose between a europe cow and an african farmer to reincarnate to.
And then, Internal Security Department on thursday! Best parts were terrorism and spy section, the rest were pretty boring. Hey, brilliant bomb hiding places in rice-dumpling cans and pens! Too bad they put them in a SAFETY DEPOSIT box. Whoever puts rice dumpling cans in safety deposit boxes?!?
The suicide bomber was funny; the isd guy walked around that raffles city area (ithink) with a huge bomb vest and funny things sticking out in the middle of his chest complete with sunglasses and all and barely anyone gave him a second glance - ohnoes we're all gonna die!
If you want to be noble and bomb someplace up with yourself, SACRIFICE YOURSELF AND NOT YOUR WIFE WITH AN UNBORN CHILD. What, a, bastard. He wants to bomb someplace up, he sends his pregnant wife with a luggage HE packed (stuffing the bomb at the bottom of the luggage) ahead to get into the plane first, wth? Luckily it got discovered, terrifically bastardious guy!
AND SEE MY RS PROJECT HITS IT RIGHT THERE - USE SEDUCTION TO GET YOUR MEANS HAHAHA. The (certaincountry)'s spy agents knew it! They sent a sparrow over to seduce that guy (who had a wife I may add) and in the end the guy had to tell her how to decode everything just to stop her from telling his wife! And so poor Singapore's Highly Sensitive documents all got decoded by the Evil Spy Agents for one year before they found out, ohnoes.
Of course, finally... SCIENCE CENTRE. Total funness, laughter, cheer and euphoria!
I have a feeling yinfei's going to kill me for not only not deleting it but putting it up (and in the first picture, HAHA -evil laughter resounds- )
Such rapt attention!
I can't remember the gases exactly, grah. Ionized gases! I think the first one's neon, next one could be hydrogen or oxygen, third and fourth one of them should be nitrogen, can't remember the last.
Hey, artistically wonderful shot! (don't ask me, I had my camera on night mode, fantastically slow shutter speed, and everyone knows my camera takes like 10 seconds or something to register a click -.-)
This blurry thing is supposed to be this:
I wasn't near enough to get a good shot! :D Pretty ain't it.
Light saber FLUORESCENT TUBES, accept reality yinfei and zhihua!
Pretty red colour !
And now it's blue - look at the ground!
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Eeheehee human elements indeed, photog instructor junliang would be proud of me getting ghostly figures indeed - hey, it's still human element!
ISPACE.
From the other side!
We went a little mad over this kaleidoscope thing -.-
I think zhihua looks ghostly here, oo scary!
Funner than a neoprint machine!
A tribute to Moulin Rouge (couldn't fit the entire two words in, aw)
Yinfei trying to press out BOND or SILAS or whatever on the lights thing -.-
You have no idea how many lampposts, bus stops and taxis yinfei crashed!
YAY PRETTY TUNNEL OF LIGHTS.
Ahaha, qian2 hou4 hu1 ying4, we come one full circle and end with...-drumroll- -suspense- -further suspense- -hangs off cliff- -OKAY GET ON WITH IT ALREADY- -I SHALL GET ON WITH IT- -ALRIGHT THIS IS THE LAST ONE- -scratch that, THIS is the last one- -is this finally the last one?!?- yinfei!
Darn, now have to get back to studying for the sciences - I AM SERIOUSLY DREADING MONDAY.
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