zhixin's paradox:If philosophy makes sense to you, you have no sense.
Ladies and gentlemen and baboons and bananas, want to know why some bald people (cough a certain teacher cough) never get mosquito bites on their heads? IT'S CAUSE IT'S SO SHINY AND SMOOTH, "it's like trying to grip onto the whiteboard!" MOSQUITOES CANNOT HANG ON TO SUCH A SMOOTH SURFACE!
Credit goes to mr colman chua for this, and also woolly mammoth teachers who are nice to dunk cause you get to squeeze the water out of all the hair and see him fluff up again.
Below is my SS PT! which I drew on the whiteboard already but sadly it has been RUBBED OFF. Do not grieve my dear classmates, cause the ever so kind I (who am supposed to be doing rs, ahem) have drawn it again on paint! WELCOME WELCOME I KNOW YOU LOVE ME TOO!
Hey, you should be proud I'm listening during social studies! And one of singapore national interest states... "AS A SMALL STATE, WE HAVE NO ILLUSIONS ABOUT THE STATE OF OUR REGION OR THE WORLD." -shrugs- since small states can't have illusions, big states can have LOTS of illusions! MAKE SENSE?
Talking about sense, philosophy makes lots of sense!
See, you're not moving right now, no matter how fast you're typing or scrolling down my blog, and you won't ever get shot by an arrow, because.... MOTION DOESN'T EXIST! cause if you want to travel a distance, you have to travel half of that distance, and to travel that half, you have to travel half of that half and so on and so forth, so WE ALL KNOW FRACTIONS ARE INFINITE AND THEREFORE YOU'LL NEVER MAKE THE FIRST STEP. And also, arrows won't ever move cause at that instant of motion it's frozen! (it doesn't matter of course to zeno that many instants later the person is splurting blood out and dead)
And don't ever race with a tortoise cause you'll never catch up with it!
At least it makes more sense than Newton's bucket. CAN ANYONE TELL ME HOW SWIRLING LIQUID IN A TURNING BUCKET RELATES TO ABSOLUTE SPACE?
And also, the best way NOT to age... is to travel to the sun and back really fast! IF YOU TRAVEL REALLY FAST TIME SLOWS DOWN FOR YOU (can you hear its huffing and panting as it struggles to catch up!) SO YOU AGE LESS! AHAHA PHILOSOPHY, DON'T YOU LOVE IT?
Philosophy = a state of complete denial in the face of blatant evidence.
An end-note, I'm officially HALF A MOP! Half cause I'm not joining photography as of yet (three ccas would KILL me) BUT i'm still going for their activities! At least, when I'm free and interested HAHA. So technically I have two and a half ccas! Applaud me!
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