All out forward to gain weight!
MISSION FOR THE HOLIDAYS:
TO GAIN 5KGSo sue me, you human beings, for having a high metabolic rate :D While you all are groaning about how fat you are, I'm groaning about how
thin I am. It's not good to be thin you know. You get mistaken as a bamboo stick periodically and get eaten by hungry pandas searching for food. As you know, they only eat a certain type of bamboo, and they get hungry easily, so they end up grabbing at anything that looks remotely like one. Which is quite unfortuante for me. I have had about eight of these panda-grabbing attempts.
And yes, believe it or not, it's
hard to gain weight. It works both ways okay! While you all are moaning about how difficult it is to lose weight, I'll moan about how hard it is to gain weight. At this point of time I'm probably in the murder list of a few thousand teenage girls who are trying to do it without any contact by glaring, but unfortuantely for them and fortunately for me, their looks can't kill (and the reason why I'm saying
their is because MY looks can). Oh yeah, add a few hundred teenage boys as well. Last I heard, bren was groaning about the number of calories in a big mac. Which, I might add, I have never eaten in my life. HAHA.
And guess what, ladies and gentlemen? My
younger sister is currently heavier than me. Hopefully, I'm praying, she isn't taller, and I'm begging whatever gods there are in heaven that that day will never come. Although I can't tell who's taller at this point of time. I'm living in self denial and not going to find that out.
I suppose one reason for this... shall we say,
refusal to gain weight is because I have a slight adversity towards all junk and fatty food. I hate fried food, I don't quite like chips, I tire of too much ice cream, I can't eat an entire chocolate bar at one go (and I must add, the toblerone bar rgs gave is still in my fridge :D), I can't stand fries etc etc. You get the idea. I even leave the egg yolk whenever I eat an egg. (but all my siblings do that HAHA.)
Any suggestions on how to gain weight? I'm hoping it won't involve too much money, cos I currently have none of that. Sad situation I know. Maybe, just maybe, my father would be oh-so-nice to get that my chemical romance album for me... but i highly doubt that. Probably have to bombard him with sulks and threats and begs before he'll do that. Sigh.
At this rate, I'm probably going to have to withdraw from my bank. GRAH.
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