Is it the fig tree's fault?!
'And what a story. The first thing that drew me in was disbelief. What? Humanity sins but it's God's Son who pays the price? I tried to imagine Father saying to me, "Piscine, a lion slipped into the llama pen today and killed two llamas. Yesterday another one killed a black buck. Last week two of them ate the camel. The week before it was painted storks and grey herons. And who's to say for sure who snacked on our golden agouti? The situation has become intolerable. Something must be done. I have decided that the only way the lions can atone for their sins is if I feed you to them."
"Yes, Father, that would be the right and logical thing to do. Give me a moment to wash up."
"Hallelujah, my son."
"Hallelujah, Father."'
hahahahahahaha omg this is damn hilarious!
'He's
petulant! It's morning in Bethany and God is hungry; God wants His breakfast. He comes to a fig tree. It's not the season for figs, so the tree has no figs. God is peeved. The Son mutters, "May you never bear fruit again," and instantly the fig tree withers. So says Matthew, backed up by Mark.
I ask you, is it the fig tree's fault that it's not the season for figs? What kind of a thing is that to do to an innocent fig tree, wither it instantly?'
LOLOLOL :D no offence to christians, and don't worry, the personna became a christian in the end cos all these were bothering him too much. -.-
And in case you were wondering, all these are extracts from Life of Pi. yes, thankew thankew, I'm such a nice lit student *grins*
And leaving you with one last thing:
Brendan's msn nick: "Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at that time?"
Get it?
What did he THINK he was doing at that time?
:D HAAHAHAHA
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