Like, totally, and le-xin-ism
Physics was really fun today, cos we had time to plot against the Think-abourrrit Siao since it was a practical. Physics practicals are always the crappiest, and most of the time it's really DUH.
Fine we didn't plot against She Who Must Not Be Named simply because She was not worth our time. Instead, I was happily looking at yinfei do everything :D Simply cos, physics practicals, can all, be done, by, a, 6-year-old kiddie, alone, much less say, two sec 3s. So in simple words, I was slacking and er... giving yinfei ENCOURAGEMENT. I even made up CHEERS!
Me: "I bet you never had such an encouraging lab partner!"
Yinfei: "Yeah yeah"
See, I'm the
most encouraging lab partner yinfei ever had!
So, what were we doing while yinfei was busy giving an acupuncture to the pieces of white paper (I actually thought the graph paper was the white paper and was happily drawing the outline of the glass block on it while exclaiming on how pretty the outline was before I realize it wasn't the white paper. HUMPH) and telling me how much she wanted to eat the glass blocks cos they look like mooncakes?
Heh heh heh... PRESENTING TO YOU
THE GREAT BIMBO ACT OF LEEZHIXIN!
I think I'm a great actress, thankew. Yinfei was begging me to stop acting bimbo :D And we were busy bitching about how a certain school is shoooo iirriitatiing and has practically nothing, quoting arias, between their ears. Lalala we're mean I know.
(yinfei: "well we ARE stating the facts!")
A typical ** school girlhIee eUu alL bAbEeS! ii tElL eUu ah, ii sAw diS, liiKe, tOtalLy hAwT guUy iiN dE bUus toDaeE! liikE oHh mii goSh hE was, liiKe, tOotaL hAwtnEss! liiKe, tOtalLy! aNd, eUu noE, hE wAs, liikE, looKiing at mE, liiKe, tOtalLy!
Omg that took me about twenty minutes of my really precious time. I think I'm a genius to have typed that, and I also think that about 20 brain cells were wasted away just to type like that. No wonder they have nothing between their ears; they spend too much typing their blog entries and stuff such that they have no time to, er, increase the stuff between their ears. And we're not talking about earwax. Plus typing like this actually kills brain cells.
So removal of cells and nothing put in = negative knowledge in that hollow space, aww how sad.
But then again, whatever it takes to get ** school guys!
Characteristics of a ** school girlYou know you should have gone to that school when...
1) You have really limited vocabulary consisting of these three words, "like", "totally" and "hawt".
2) You go around <333>-ing everyone, everywhere, every minute, every second, every occasion,... you get what i mean.
3) You type like the above stated example.
4) You have only two things on your mind: 1) guys and 2) shopping
5) You suspect your IQ is about 0 or less.
6) You often knock on your head and find that it sounds about as hollow as an empty shell, which actually really aptly describes what is inside.
You should go for ** school girl if...1) You have a huge chauvinistic ego, and would greatly prefer that your girlfriend is really stupid so that you can get a boost in your ego all the time.
2) You are atrociously rich (so that you can afford all those prada/LV/chanel/whatever products your girlfriend exclaims about)
3) You like to feel depended upon, which is what your girlfriend will do simply because she lacks the brain matter to depend on herself.
4) You are haWt, or your girl thinks you are (i'm sure this condition is easily satisfied as long as you buy her all the LV products in the world)
5) You like to be <33333> all the time
Of course, these are just stereotypes, there are exceptions blah blah and all that crap :D
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Lena and I have a new religion: Le-xin-ism! Ever wondered whether the chicken or the egg came first? Well, we have the answer!
The answer is... (DRUMROLL)
TADA, THE EGG!
And where did it come from?
THE SKY!
Yes, one fine day, the sky decided to drop one of the millions and billions of things contained in that layer of clouds, and so the first egg dropped from the sky onto earth and hatched into a chick, and as they say, the rest is history.
So how do dinosaurs become extinct? We tell you that it's not a meteour, it's not rising temperatures, it's not because they finished all their food and decided to eat each other -- it's because
THE SKY DECIDED TO FALL. Now, we all know that the sky has this layer, and this layer actually contains all the living things it ever wanted to have. So once it decides that it wants a species extinct, IT FALLS and captures all of that species and leaves everything that it doesn't want, and when it is done it goes back up to that layer above our heads.
So we believe that one day, THE SKY WILL FALL down on us humans, and we will get trapped in that layer and DISAPPEAR. And then the dinosaurs and the eggs will fall back down from the sky.
Logical? VERY.
So come believe in Le-xin-ism now, a religion that LENA and ZHIXIN developed and firmly believe in, and the ONLY religion which sounds vaguely logical!
Want miracles? Just depend on THE SKY.
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