Facts, equation and conclusion
DISCLAIMER: None of these are meant to offend anyone and are based completely on school stereotypes :D and none of these are a reflection of the author's feelings towards schools mentioned!Fact #1: Atee's first girlfriend is from SCGS.
Me: "Very surprising."
Atee: "Why? You think I cannot get girlfriend ah?"
Which leads on to Fact #2: A certain school and a certain school and another certain school go together
Me: "Noo, cos AC and SC ALWAYS go together!"
Qi: "Yah! ACSI
always goes with SCGS and MGS!"
And then, Fact #3: This is because...
Qi: "See, SCGS and MGS are bimbo schools."
Someone: "And ACSI is a poser school!"
Qi: "Therefore, posers and bimbos always go together!"
Equation of the day:
Posers + Bimbos = Perfect couple, copyrighted from leeqi :D
A very surprising Fact #4, according to Atee
Atee: "Well it's cos they always got the old boys to come to our school to talk, like your school always gets old girls. (then blah blah something about sc, mg or rg) So we came to the logical conclusion that we should date SC and MG girls... OH but somehow ACS boys always end up marrying RGS girls."
All of us: "REALLY?!"
Atee: "Yeah... you always have the ex rg girls teachers at our school talking about how they met their AC husbands. See, hormones are raging now at your age now,..."
Jnanee does something.
Atee: "You mean your hormones are not raging now?"
Jnanee: "HUH?"
Atee: "You looked like you were deep in thought (HAHAHA JNANEE!)! So anyway. and being in a single sex school without the presense of the opposite sex, you all will naturally look out for people who are more popular, and more good looking. But as you grow older you all will learn that there are traits which are more than popularity and good looks that you look out for when looking for a lifetime partner.
Relationships at your age often fail..."
I seem to keep hearing that phrase. :D WHATEVERRRR HAHAHA! nobody believes that when their hormones start raging LOL.
Which leads to Conclusion:
ACSI dates MGS and SCGS, but end up marrying RGS girls. HAHA.
I wonder what happens to the MGS and SCGS girls then...
Zhi Hua: "Maybe they end up marrying RI guys!"
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And then when he was teaching us about homeostasis...
Atee (draws a picture of a bacteria looking suspiciously like a circle, a plant, and a stickman with a face too smiley for words): "So you see how life evolves from a harmless bacteria to a human!"
Me (mumbling): "
harmful human."
Atee: "Huh? Harmful? No he's happy! Happy men are never harmful!"
Me: "No! Cos harmless bacteria mah! So to HARMFUL man loh!"
Atee: "Then what's the plant? Neutral?"
HAHAHA. I think this bio lesson's super hilarious :D Atee's not bad when he's being funny!
And something from Kevy's blog (99 things that you should know about guys, koped from somewhere)...
"39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you."
So I guess probably my entire 6J class guys all like me or something, since they tease me about my height, or lack of it, all the time. LIKE WTH I went back during teacher's day and they were all like crowding around me and going about how short i was -.- SERIOUSLY. It's a FACT that
guys are naturally taller than girls. How retarded is that! Ohwell shadn't blame them since they all like me, yeah yeah. Too bad the nice guys don't tease me. Which is contradictory. They're nice cos they don't tease, but then that means they don't like you. 0.o I THINK THAT THING IS SCREWED, KEVY! HAHA.
"47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!"
Hey, that means it doesn't matter if you're short, like me. :D SO, TELL THE GUYS, STOP TEASING ME ABOUT MY HEIGHT.
"55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.'
HAHAHA!
"88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you."
Aww. (:
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