Think abou-rit!
Home, page 11, which essentially means the Sports session (i've taken to reading the sports session every day because of world cup).
Looking away from the fact that the guys there are oogling material and that there are at least a dozen hot guys with six pecs and all, there are HUGE MAJOR things wrong with that article.
Just look at the article and THINK ABOU-RIT.
First of all, I strongly suspect the writer is a screwed-up chauvinist who hates all females cos he can't get a girlfriend. Oops, delete off the screwed-up, i doubt he's been screwed before. *smiles sweetly*
I shall try one of Mr Toh's metaphors now. His writing style flows so smoothly just like a COUGH into a COUGH. Okay think really dirty and you'll figure out what COUGH1 and COUGH2 mean. :D
FINE. THAT WAS REALLY GROSS. Shall come up with another one. His face looks so cute and chubby it reminds you of the layers of fat on a sumo wrestler.
Okay fine I'm being mean. But seriously -- rgs won ALL THE DIVISIONS we participated in, and they don't even have a single photo of the really pro rg swimmers. Instead, they have a huge larger-than-life photo of the ACS swimmers who only won B div, a picture half the size of the RI swimmers who won only C div, and another picture of the RJ swimmers which I might add is only the guys' team.
HMM.
And the only mention they made about RGS's amazing feat is one measley paragraph, sharing our glory with our dear raffles family: "RI, Raffles Girls School and Raffles Junior Collge captured all the titles but (they even spelled the BUT wrongly. they spelled it as BAR) the B division boys' championship."
Well if you want to look at it, you see that RGS has contributed mainly to this "feat", since we won two divisions while the other two won only one each.
Yet they have this entire article dedicated to ACSI and a lot of mention of RI and HCI, with the title being big bold words of "ACS (I) RETAIN B DIVISION SWIM TITLE". Well nice and sunshine for them, but WHAT HAPPENED TO RGS HUH.
I wonder, I wonder.
I'm real proud of the swimmers though ((: Stupid Zhi Hua was telling me about how fun it was and all the cute guys she was staring at. HUMPH. SO UNFAIR!
I wish we could convert school activities to house activities.
RAFFLESIANS UNITE, LET'S SHOW OUR MIGHT! ---
ITALY WON! WOOOOOTS. I'll be so horrified if France won instead. STOOPID FRANCE! They killed off all the teams I supported THREE IN A ROW. Hate them!
There is NO WAY our class jersey's going to be france's jersey.
Why don't people want portugal's jersey for our class jersey? :D hahaha! Don't you think the lovely maroon and green colours absolutely rock? Especially on a certain football player whose initials are C.R. and who has been voted the sexiest football player of WC 2006 by a dutch gay magazine. HAHA.
Fine Kaka and Torres are hotter. :D But too bad, even I have to admit that Brazil and Spain's jerseys aren't all that nice.
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HAHA THIS IS FUNNY.
Ladeedum. I'm a nightmare! Anddd
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