the earth laughs in flowers

These past two days

"I feel lucky to live in Singapore with all my rights..." blah blah blah and all that politically correct shit you put in your SS reflections. Yeah baby, right.

Social studies ironically instead of achieving its propaganda purpose is achieving the exact opposite instead. I hate this pressure cooker, I want a holiday, that's what I always say, that's what I always feel, but I still have to bear with this for another 5 and a half weeks before I have a ONE WEEK holiday then it's back to another ten weeks of gruelling grinding of teeth.

Ho ho ho. How fun.

In an attempt to cheer myself up I shall go think of more cheesy pick up lines. ((: ANYONE HAS ANY besides the plaster one, the parking ticket one, the tired legs one, the thief one and the summer one TELL ME OKAY! It would contribute greatly to the BRIGHTENING of your ruler's day, and this would be beneficial to the rest of you cos your ruler will then have the GOOD MOOD to treat you all to lots of goodies! Like MORE roasted chicken! No shark fins though, we love the sharks here. :D

Mrs Toh gave birth to her baby boy on sat can you believe it? So fast! Stupid Mrs Toh was laughing at us: "MUHAHA after I give birth maybe I'll come back and see you all SUFFER for your chem PTs!" pfffft. xing4 zai1 le4 huo4!

Played with ~~condoms~~ visking tubings on monday. Our visking tubing already had a HUGE HOLE when we got it. No need to say, the experiment died horribly. Our entire iodine solution was BLACK when it was supposed to remain lovely yellow outside the visking tubing and slightly black inside. Our starch was already dripping out. I told Yinfei that it must be to show us that condoms are not 100% effective so that we'll keep off sex before marriage, and I was going, "SEE LOOK AT ALL THE STARCH DRIPPING OUT! LIKE ALL THE SPERMS!"

Let Kevy's group get in another two more touchdowns during rugby during PE before. SO ANNOYING. Stoopid kevy just takes the ball then starts running around the court like a madwoman causing all the people in my team who are susceptible to temptations to run after her, thus letting her go through the line easily. Luckily we developed a foolproof defence later and so no one got in any goals. HEH HEH!

I'm SO GLAD that rugby is OVER. I HATE RUGBY, IT'S SUCH A SPASTIC GAME. Not only is the shape of the ball weird and hard to pass with, the rules are retarded too. Why do you pass sideways or back if you want to go FORWARDS?

Career guidance lied to me. They didn't give me occupations that even looked vaguely interesting. HUMPH. Who cares about their advice anyway? I'll probably end up bankrupt and homeless and begging for money on the streets if I do. ONE DOLLAR ONE DOLLAR GIMME ONE DOLLAR!

I think my sis's class is a very ~~scandalous~~ interesting class. They have A LOT of pairings, and apparently all of them like each other -- and they make it REALLY obvious. Like they write their names at the top of the autograph book entry, and then when you turn it upside down it's the name of the person they like. 0.o Er, creative juices anyone?

They also have each other index numbers written all over the page done in every possible way -- added, subracted, multiplied, divided, you name it, they've written it. Talk about REALLY OPEN love declarations. Nothing beats mine though. :D

I find this classmate of hers very interesting cos his autograph entry oozes style! Oh and he used to be my sis's crush too HAHA. For one day only though. -.- I told her she had bad taste; she should have liked him LONGER. :D And I told her if he was sec three I'd take him as my crush. MUHAHA. She looked at me accusingly and went, "Don't destroy jiayi's happiness!"

Well that ends monday and tuesday, and a very stressed two days those were. Help, maths exam's on thurs!

If I go crazy then will you still call me superman
if i'm alive and well will you be there holding my hand
i'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
kryptonite <3

I thought you said forever over and over
The sleepless night becomes bitter oblivion
These thoughts run through my head over and over
complaints of violins become my only friends

I love you and i've loved you all along
and i miss you, been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming that you'll be with me
and you'll never go.
stop breathing if i don't see you anymore.

If I could find you now things would get better
We could leave this town and run forever
Let your waves crash down on me and take me away

Heh I'm going crazy koping the songs from the class computer and taking songs from everyone. Anyone has good songs can SEND ME! That will go towards the campaign of BRIGHTENING your ruler's day up too!

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Wednesday, July 26 2:09 AM