RG debate camp!
One word: SICK.
HAHA. You have no idea, no idea at all how sick we can be.
Well for those confused we did three fun motions:
1) THBT men cannot live on chocolate alone but women can
2) THBT nice men finish last
3) THBT all women should undergo plastic surgery to look like eva longoria
And somehow, ALL of them led to sex.
ESPECIALLY the second one. it's such a nice INNOCENT motion and people like cough david cough had to think dirty and twist perfectly INNOCENT words to dirty words in their minds.
For the first one, it somehow led to how chocolate can be moulded into sculptures for women to bitch at so that women need chocolate only, leading to how chocolate can be moulded into footballs to fulfil men's soccer's desires and then -- SCULPTURES to fulfil men's COUGH COUGH sexual COUGH desires COUGH *falls dead from grossness*
JOCELYNNN! HOW COULD YOUUU!
And then the second one. Oh man, the second one.
First of all, we the prop defined nice men as being pushovers. and then someone poied about something, and then i replied to the poi, "No, women would like someone STRONG and FIRM to be with!" with perfectly NO DIRTY INTENTIONS in my mind, and they all started laughing away while i was looking very puzzled at what I just said.
And then it became worse.
KRISTINNNN!
"A skilled nice guy could RESTRAIN himself for 15 to 30 minutes before giving in"
And then meera went, "Think LONG and HARD about it"
and then Shimin went, "Give a debrief! a debrief!" right after kristin's speech, and everyone burst out into laughter, and now DEBRIEF has a whole new meaning not intended at all. so now everyone avoids using debrief and goes on about "end-of-debate discussions".
Quote david, "Girls are as bad as guys"
YAY BRIDGE. :D we bridged for all the time we weren't doing something else!
We went to watch She's the man after dinner and it was hilarious :D "I've never seen so much nudity in a football game", "OMG that's SMALL!" (i shall not say what that refers to, but you should know ahem) Duke's pretty cute hahaha!
And then we slept at 2 on the hard hard floor of the classroom. I could feel my every bone and my tailbone! BLAH. And meera and kylie were so cold they went outside to sleep on the table, which they said was much better than the floor. humph.
I LOVE RG DEBATE CAMP. (:
"Men are pigs. We see that pigs are controlled by two primary things: sex and food, and men are controlled by sex and food too! And we see that pigs love chocolate cause they love truffles, and therefore men, who are pigs, can survive on chocolate alone."
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