The best place to fall is to fall on your head
There was this very funny article in Sunday Times last sunday (or this sunday, depending on when your week starts).
It was about these three HMM EX RI guys who called themselves "love doctors". They think they're qualified to publish a book on how to date just because they've read over what is it "love books" when AHEM one of them HASN'T HAD A GIRLFRIEND IN THE PAST 25 YEARS OF HIS PATHETIC LIFE.
Wow. I so trust their "dating book". And they came up with an supremely lame and cheesy quote to say to your supposed girlfriend: 'You can fall from the tree or fall from the sky, but the best place to fall, is in love with me'. WOW, fabulous, my heart will so melt after hearing this!
Trust their advice, people! You're so going to get a girlfriend after reading their book! Especially since one of them hasn't even had a girlfriend yet!
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I find that my way of thinking is quite warped.
My way of thinking goes like this:
Huge masses of homework --> not able to finish anyway --> thus, might as well not do it.
Therefore, in times of great stress with piles of homework to do, I tend to procastinate the most and not do them at all. Instead, I will moan and groan about the homework I have and drown in hopeless despair.
And at the end of the day, I end up having nothing done at all. Whee!
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I'm feeling quite random today.
Brendan's one weird person! The songs he listens to are ANCIENT. They came out in 1968, hello? He actually listens to the beetles! HAHA. As ancient as Zhi Hua's ancient ballroom dancing dinosaur! And he makes UNQUALIFIED GENERLIZATIONS. He thinks all chinese songs are crap when they aren't!
And what does he base that on? Jay chou's face.
HA. Meaning, he hasn't heard any chinese song yet, but he thinks they're crap cause he doesn't like Jay Chou's face. Very funny, brendan.
SO I SENT HIM JJ'S NI YAO DE BU SHI WO, AND THUS HE FINDS THAT HE'S PROVEN WRONG.
I'm absolutely in
love with ni yao de bu shi wo! It's so sad, so sad. you should listen to it, it totally rocks.
And Sarah's so funny! ladies and gentlemen, it's no longer cat high, it's now FAT high! HAHAHA.
Dan finally has the right perception of RI guys! She has finally realized that most of them have acne filled faces with their noses touching books all the time and that they're skinny with no abs or muscles! HAHA. And we all agree that the guys in the guy schools are all (slightly) chauvinistic. So annoying!
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8 more school days to holidays, excluding saturdays. 1 chem spa, 1 chem eoi and 1 english paper to go, and then the great big fat word all of us want: LIBERATION.
It's so unfair! IP is a fraud! Why do non IP schools not have mid year exams while IP schools do? I thought the objective of IP was to take time off mugging so that we can "focus on other aspects"? Whatever happened to that? Now schools like SCGS and TKGS don't have mid year exams, while we poor people suffer these unnecessary stress.
And the thing is, those schools with exams HAVE ALL FINISHED THEIR EXAMS. RI has even gotten back their results, GPA and all. What the hell?! While we haven't even finished our exams! Ha. The system's screwed this year.
Let's all go back to our dear old notion of RIOTING. RIOT RIOT RIOT!
When the holidays arrive, I shall go Zhi Hua's house and watch
every movie I've ever felt like watching. We shall have a movie marathon and we shall watch ourselves silly of movies.
Can people die of watching movies?
After all, you never know. Some bloke died of having sex. Really! Go check out today (ie tuesday)'s newspaper, straits times, Home pg 2 or something. I'm not kidding. :D Now we know that it's possible to die of having sex.
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Wednesday, May 17
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