Too many husbands!
I don't know what's up with me really, but I find myself taking too many husbands.
But what can I say? I score over 90% on the love calculator for all of them! First it was Orlando Bloom, then it was raoul, and then it was edmond dantes (count of monte cristo), and then roarke (jd robb's in death series) came in too along with tom riddle and toro, and it's sooo hard to choose between them! But of course it's illegal to take so many husbands... nevermind, I shall come up with a
set of rubrics to decide whom I shall take as a husband! (you can see the influence of too much rp)
Rubrics:
The following criteria will be used as a judging scheme:
- Wealth (x2)
- Looks
- INTELLIGENCE (x2)
- A sense of humour (x2)
- if possible, a nice build
- will it be too much to ask for being gentlemanly?
- add romantic nature to the list as well
Okay all these might be a little too much, but WE SHALL SEE WHO SHALL BE MY HUSBAND.
First of all,
Raoul of Phantom of The Opera.
- TICK for wealth! He so definitely is rich!
- Okay I suppose he is gentlemanly as well as romantic.
- Otherwise, he fails for the rest. He has no ounce of intelligence in his body, and that's a requirement. I seriously do not think he's good looking as well.
- Total score: 4 out of 10
On to
tom riddle!- YES HE'S SMART ALRIGHT, HE IS THE SMARTEST WIZARD IN THE ENTIRE OF THE WIZARDING WORLD! (don't tell me he's evil as well, evilness does not factor in as part of the rubrics)
- And yes, he's good looking as well (don't shriek zhihua, we all know he's good lookng and he's mine haha even though you want him!)
- The rest ah. Uhm. He can't exactly be considered as
romantic or
gentlemanly can he? And wizards don't have nice builds unless they play excessive quidditch (NO, potter
does not have a nice build, he's damn scrawny for god's sake! Haven't seen a character with a very nice build in harry potter movies, though I suppose Krum is supposed to have one but the one in the movie doesn't exactly look nice).
- He can grab money from other people? Aiyah he doesn't need money lah, people are either all terrified of him or are literally kissing his feet so they will all give him whatever he wants.
- Total Score: 4 out of 10
Toro(I think he's going to die for my rubrics)
- He's not good looking (well he WAS, but now he ISN'T) anymore
- He's not exactly very rich is he?
- Nah, he doesn't look intelligent. Fine shall give him one point for that since the songs he composes are quite nice.
- FINE he has a sense of humour, according to that one interview I watched.
- He, nice build? Forget it.
- Total Score: 3 out of 10 (aww)
ORLANDO BLOOM- YES HE'S RICH! OF COURSE HE IS!
- AHH HE'S GOOD LOOKING AS WELL (judging ONLY from legolas, don't shove a list of other roles he looked disgusting in) oh, speaking of dear bloomie I saw a picture of him in the library, in which i went "lao gong, why are you here?" before I realized it was just a picture. Cheat my feelings. LAO GONG, DON'T SCARE ME NEXT TIME.
- urh oh. I don't know the rest leh. Someone provide the details? I shall assume he's intelligent as well. Aiyah I haven't seen his body leh, how do I know whether he has a six pack? Anyone willing to tell me the answer to that?
- TOTAL SCORE: 5 ++ out of 10
Edmond Dantes x)
- HE IS RICH. HE CAN PROVIDE FOR ALL MY LUXURIES. AND A SIX FLOOR PALACE with an indoor ice skating rink and pool. AND A HOT PINK SPORTS CAR.
- According to the book, he's good looking, so I shall trust it.
- he's intelligent omg! He knows sooo many things about arts and he has
style. Oh man. *swoons*
- I shall assume he has a nice build, seeing that he was a sailor before. You know, once a sailor always a sailor haha!
- YES HE IS GENTLEMANLY. AND ROMANTIC. In fact, a lot of the male heros of the past are gentlemanly and romantic. Now ah... (they seem to have all gone missing; the genes must have mutated too much on the way)
- 8 out of 10!
ROARKE. <3(I have this feeling he's going to score full marks)
- He's rich! He's a BILLIONAIRE oh man he owns more than half of the properties and companies of NY! (in the year of 2056 that is) and he has off planet properties too!
- he's super dashing as well *swoons*
- AHH HE'S DEFINITELY SMART OH MAN HE KNOWS HOW TO HACK INTO SO MANY THINGS AND OPEN SO MANY THINGS WITH THOSE ELEGANT FINGERS OF HIS! and to build an empire, you require a
brain. - YES HE's FUNNY, ROMANTIC AND GENTLEMANLY.
- and a nice build as well, he knows how to
fight, and he works out at the gym.
- score: 11 out of 10 (I gave him an extra mark HAHA)
Conclusion: ROARKE SHALL BE MY HUSBAND! Of course I'll take Edmond Dantes as my, erm, is there a word for mistress but for men? And I'll have an affair with bloom (xI have this feeling I'm being a teeny weeny bit greedy :D
And edmond dantes always reminds me of edmond cos they both share the same name hahaha! though edmond claims he isn't named after edmond dantes AWW. And both of them are sailors! Isn't it cool? :)
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