Dunky glesbians!
Ok. I've cheered up considerably. I won't say anything about JGs, except that the motions sucked (the first one was: THBT schools should prohibit students from setting up their own blog websites, the second one was: THW only allow native-born citizens to participate in international competitions or something). And I'm rather happy for the rest of the schools, who all won. (: (By the other schools, I mean scgs and nygh)
Yup. Yesterday a really hilarious but embarrassing thing occured...
Well, it all happened when we were walking behind these really bimbotic, um, forgot-what-school girls. This is a peek of the conversation which went on between them:
School girl 1: Oh! Look at the moon! It's a full moon!
School girl 2: Oh yes it is!
School girl 1: Let's howl like wolves!
School girl 1 and 2: Ah-wooooooooooooo!
But that wasn't the funny thing. Anyway. They were walking behind some cat high guys (don't know whether the guy who looked like jj lin was inside). So somewhere near a bus stop one of them suddenly said (to this teacher walking behind us),
"You know, we don't really know where the hell we are walking to."
And there was this huge road where you could cross, and the cat high guys were already crossing it. Feeling that following some guys who actually
knew their way was a lot better than following some *AHEM* girls who didn't, we decided to follow them.
Fortunately, they brought us to the bus stop across the road, which had a bus which brought us to the interchange. Feeling rather relieved, we decided to follow them more, thinking that they might be going to the mrt station.
They obviously found out we were following them, since a lot of them were turning around to look behind.
Then suddenly they took a
sharp turn after going into the shopping centre when they reached the up escalator, and went all the way round to go to the down escalator. We, being the clueless people lost in a very ulu place that we were, hesitated to follow them.
"You know... they don't look like they're not going to the mrt!"
However, due to michelle's trust in them, we decided to follow them all the way.
They stopped turning around to look behind when they reached the lower floor, and instead went forward all the way, and suddenly turned right.
Which led right to the food court.
So we were standing there, rather embarrassed. We were also
very pissed off at them, for it was rather obvious they did it
purposely. Humph. Dumb cat high guys. BET THEY WERE LAUGHING AMONG THEMSELVES. The evil people.
It was quite an experience anyway. You could almost pretend you were really stalking them. HAHA.
Later I led them out of the shopping centre to the mrt station, and michelle was looking at me accusingly.
"You mean you knew that the mrt station was here all along and you didn't tell us? Are you a cat high supporter or something?"
I feel so injusticed! Sobs. How was I to know? I thought there might be a kind of pass to the mrt from the shopping centre... you know, like the kind in orchard or bishan. And WHY WOULD I be a cat high supporter except for the fact that one of those guys look like jj lin?
The good thing about JGs was that I got to see everyone like jaz, dan, sarah, yanne and amanda. (:
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We have a newly invented word:
GLESBIAN. It's a mixture of GAY + LESBIAN. Wahaha. RUILING IS A DUNKY GLESBIAN! (dunky by the way is a mixture of damn + funky. muhaha! we are reinventing the english language!)
And I'm seriously comtemplating to changing to a glesbian! I've GIVEN UP ON GUYS. THEY ARE HOPELESS.
but of course I can't, for if I do, how can I have a boyfriend? Then I have to change the sex of my phone, and he would be so, so, sad.
And what would happen to my dear dear draco? (don't listen to lena. he's mine, and that's a fact.)
Oh yeah, talking about changing sex, we had chinese drama auditions yesterday too, and part of it consisted of an impromptu part. And Joanne was a girl who looked like a
guy. HAHA. And I was the retarded person!
So Joanne was secretly a terrorist in disguise. And then the other people in the toilet were all talking among themselves about how joanne looked like a guy and was so ugly, and I went up to her with this spastic look.
(translated)
Me: Uncle, why are you here in the female toilet? *scratches head and looks very puzzled*
After which follows an outburst from Joanne about how insensitive we were, and how
that was how terrorists came about. HAHA. And then she goes out and sneakily goes, "Luckily I got bring bombs".
That sent the audience and the judges into laughter... I must say, we were successful!
(and after watching the video on the beslan kids, I shall change my profession. I AM NO LONGER A *AHEM*. HEAR THAT, ZHI HUA? There are no more suspicious objects in my bag! so
don't anyhow accuse me ah! I'm going to conduct a different plan to eliminate the human race!)
(er. read disclaimer. thank you.)
(oh yeah I forgot. Zhi Hua didn't come that day... she didn't watch that video on the beslan kids! aww.)
COME TO CHINESE DRAMA CONCERT OKAY. OTHERWISE I KILL YOU.
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