A Really Interesting CLE Lesson
In CLE today, we had
case scenarios to pretend to be in! Let us now investigate on what the even-number half of the class will do (I LOVE JOY! YOU LOST TWICE AND WE GOT MS ANG! :D ) in such scenarios.
Scenario #1: You have just been shot in the lung, and you have only three minutes to live. What would you do?
1) Duh, call your family.
"Mummy daddy, I love you but I'm dying...literally ok!" (they probably won't believe me, seeing that I always say that I'm going to die or that I am dead all the time)
2) Call ambulance
"I'm dying in three minutes! By hook or by crook you better get here and get me to the hospital in three minutes time, otherwise I sue you in my will!"3) Drink milo
(we all love milo, and will go to any lengths to drink it, even with a hole in our lungs)
4) Take a last picture of yourself for the funeral picture
Scenario #2: You got to the hospital in time, and the surgeon manages to remove the bullet from your lung. For some complicated reason, you only have three hours left to live. What will you do?
1) Wear favourite clothes
(Arias would wear her favourite red bra)
2) Go for spa, manicure, whatever
(Hey, at least you'll look good in death! Can even die when you are doing your spa!)
3) Go online and tell everyone you are dying.
MSN nick: "I'm dying in three hours! Farewell people!"4) Confess to your crush your undying love which is going off with your dying self.
5) Write a will
(three hours is definitely enough)
6) Jump down from a building in the last minute
(you feel the "high" sensation and best of all, you die midair without even feeling the pain)
7) Eat in the most expensive restaurant ever, and die while you're eating so you don't have to pay.
8) Last second, pose for a death pose.
Scenario #3: You manage to get an organ transplant, but the surgeon makes a mistake. You now have three days to live. What will you do?
1) KILL YOUR ENEMIES AND THE DUMB SURGEON WHO MADE THE MISTAKE
(best of all, you die before you get the capital punishment, and you drag your enemies down to hell as well)
2) Lose viginity?!?
(kevy's group okay! Not mine! They feel it's a major loss not to have *ahem* at least once before they die!)
3) Go to the most expensive hotel ever, die there, and haunt there with the song "HOLE IN MY HEART" (following the tune of shape of my heart)
In the middle of a peaceful night in Hilton Hotel, you suddenly hear a ghostly echo... "AND KEPT YOU IN THE DARK...NOW LET ME SHOWWW YOU THE HOLEEE IN MY HEARTT!"4) BLOG!
(that's mine! See, I'm so nice, I actually blog
for you all! Imagine it:
THE LAST MOMENTS IN MY LIFE!)
Scenario #4: I forgot! Fine. The main thing is, you have three weeks left to live! What do you do?
1) Climb mount everest and die there
(you can become a fossil there, encased in ice!)
2) Write a book
(have you noticed that people usually get famous
after they die? You Must Die First Before You Get Very Famous, as proven by great poets such as Sylvia Plath and great artists such as Van Gogh. Thus, you write a book, and you become a legacy after you die! And you can give all the profits to your parents...)
3) Kayak
(that's my madness rearing up)
4) Go for 21 day OBS course
(I think that's madder! SIAO PEOPLE)
Scenario #5: You get an organ transplant, but the organ you got was infected with a sexually transmitted disesase. You have three years left to live. What do you do?
1) Quit school!
(aiyoh, last three years of your life you still want to go to school?!?)
2) Travel around and around the world
(of course, I shall go back to the Sun and travel around there, meeting distant relations such as the great great great grandson of Kingkong)
And when you have thirty years left to live with a sexually transmitted disease...
"Find someone, get married, do IT, and you can die together with him"
At the end of CLE, we posed a question to Ms ang:
"Ms Ang, do you have a boyfriend?"
To which she replied with the negative, and then we told her that RJC guys were not good enough for her!
And then she said something really astonishing that we would never have expected a teacher or her to say, "RJC guys are
desperate!"
HA HA. I now have a real life account to add in my list of Why RI Guys Suck (it doesn't take much to figure out that most of the RJC guys are from RI)
According to Ms Ang, a primary and reliable source, this is something she overheard as a girl passed a group of RJC guys,
"Look at her! Doesn't she make you want to
strip her?"
And whenever a pretty girl is in some workshop or group, all the guys will go attend
that workshop or try to join that group.
IT'S NOTHING NEW RIGHT. TYPICAL RI BEHAVIOUR LAHH.
To think we'll be joining them in less than two years! (it's sad, alright!)
Ms Ang tells us that what we do in these situations are actually reflective of our values. 0.0
Oh dear... if so, our values are rather screwed! (: Lose your viginity! HA HA.
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