A Highly Inaccurate Guide to Getting the Girl You Like
10) Make sure to irritate her to no end; throw staple bullets, erasers and anything you can find on your table at her and make sure she turns around to give you an
i hate you for making my life miserable look for you know that in her heart, she is delighted secretly.
9) Spread rumours about her and make sure that all her friends believe you. This will ensure that when you finally get the courage to ask her out, she won't be surrounded by a crowd of gossiping friends.
8) Poke her consistently -- she secretly likes you doing that.
7) Sms her every day at every free time you can find to insult her and tease her about everything. Make sure she smses back and insults you back too with the most creative expressions she can think of. Though if the girl you like is a gentle one it's Highly Doubtful she will do so, but instead let it go and treat you as a dust mite.
6) Play soccer and come back to class sweaty and smelly -- and make sure she's right beside you. Otherwise, if you are in a single-sex school, play soccer whenever you know you are going to see her later, and make sure you stand beside her. This will ensure a
I feel so disgusted and want to move as far away as possible thought and when she does that (i.e.: move far away) follow her.
5) Scold lots of rude words at her -- you know she thinks that guys who scold rude words are cool.
4) Send her stuff -- but when she picks those stuff up, make sure those stuff squirt water at her or something.
3) Send her a card on Valentine's day with the ever-so-cliched poem of
Roses are RedViolets are BluePeople like youmake me want to pukeThis will definitely ensure a horrified look on her face, followed by days of ignoring -- and, as they said, "Absense makes the heart grow fonder".
2) When you catch a flu or a cold, stand beside her and sneeze into her way -- the next day, she'll catch a flu too and you all can sneeze together happily.
1) Bring water balloons and start throwing them everywhere in class -- the water balloons should have "I like ___" on them. Trust me, she'll feel so delighted and fall in love with you immediately -- not that she hasn't days before.
Do all of the above, and this will ensure the immediate love of your crush.
Fine, I was kidding.
Do the opposite, and she will fall in love with you.
Trust me!
Ok. Did a stupid survey in CLE today, and guess what both Zhi Hua and I got?
The BEST - an
owlApparantly, an owl values both its relationships and goals, which is VERY good! However, both of us feel that the results were not that accurate due to off answers (zhihua due to the fact that she was nodding her head off; me due to the fact that I am stupid and couldn't understand some of the questions).
Orh fine. It was reasonably accurate for me. (:
Unlike us, Hui Min got a
turtle. HAHAHAHAH! But we don't feel that she's a turtle... at least, not to us.
"How can anyone who threatens to defame people be a
turtle?" Zhi Hua exclaimes, an agitated look on her face.
Hee. In fact, Zhi hua doesn't know this, but *looks around and whispers*
Huimin has in fact tricked her millions of times! (: Hahahaha...
Bad, bad Hui Min.
But anyway, the questions were mainly repeating themselves over and over again. And there was this funny one:
Stay away from people who disagree with you.I think I am the exact opposite. Hui Min and I disagree on EVERYTHING and we still hang around together. Hee. In fact, people who disagree with me are interesting... haha.
Fine. That wasn't the funny one. The funny one was:
He who fights and runs away lives to fight another dayHaha... Xin er and I were sniggering away at this.
Au revoir, and make sure to run away so that you can come back another day.
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Tuesday, September 13
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