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GOBLET OF FIRE!

When I came home today, my sis happily came bouncing up to me with the Life newspaper in hand and told me that HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE was going to come out at NOV 17.

MAN!!!!

You know what that means, people? It means I'll get to see DRACO MALFOY soon! DRACO! WOOTS!

And because I so like the movie and the new trailer, I shall happily announce to the world that Harry Potter's not VERY bad! He's just BAD, but at least he has gone up the levels of my standing. He can't, however, ever reach up near Draco's standing!

Sadly though, even though I like the movie so much, my opinion on Ron/Rupert has not lifted. I solemnly say that NOTHING short of a FULL plastic surgery can change how ugly he looks. Especially with his new hairstyle.

Go http://www.gobletoffire.com to watch the new trailer! It's longer and nicer, with an abrupt change of mood in the middle -- from rather funny and happy with a light mood to one that's dangerous.

Sigh. See the clock ticking away, and each change of minute signifies a minute closer to EOIs.

Bleaugh. OFF to more bright stuff!

Today Jason Ng was as lame as ever, and he was going on about how he had an exciting activity he wanted to do with us later in the lesson, but wasn't going to tell us what it was about for he wanted to keep the suspense.

Guess what the activity was. GUESS.

BARBIE DOLLS! The horrors! For we were learning congruency and similarity, and he gave us this super lame worksheet telling us to measure what a real life person's waist would be if barbie was really modelled after real people.

We were rather disgusted by the doll.

And guess what we did. GUESS.

We started STRIPPING the doll, but we were laughing too hard to continue stripping until the whole dress was off cos her boobs were poking out so obviously and we were going, "Xin Er I know you want to strip her right?" Then she was protesting innocently, "Stripping her makes her measurements more accurate! Really!"

And then I went, "Anyone got marker? Let's dot her *toot*(I hope you all know what I'm talking about; it's too obscene to put it here....)"

Since nobody could continue peeling the outfit out, we started mutating the retarded-looking doll.

We twisted the arms and legs into every possible position they could go, and in the end some of the groups ended up with a position of her *cough* vagina sticking out obscenely...

And Jason Ng was going, "OI! These are not mine! What's the other teacher going to say when I return these to her?"

And apparently another class tried to pluck the arm of one of the barbie dolls' arms off. At the end of the lesson Macey was TRAUMATISED by barbie dolls.

In the end we calculated laughing away, and it turned out that if barbie was really to model a real person, the person's waist would be like 42 cm.

And Jason Ng took out this measuring tape and showed us how long 42 cm was, and later proceeded to lamely try to round the tape over his thigh and going, "IT CAN'T EVEN FIT MY LEG!"

LAMER JASON NG! Every time during his class I have to hit my head at least thrice at his lameness.

I swear, he can break the Guiness Book of World Records by being the LAMEST person on earth.

GO JASON NG! WE SHALL NOMINATE YOU FOR THIS!

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1 Comments:

Right. Sorry, not interested in plane tickets whatsoever.

By lee zhixin, at 1:21 AM

far and wee

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