Join the WEIRD people!
You know you are weird when...
1) You talk to yourself
2) You like weird people
3) You LOVE being weird
4) You think you are an alien from a faraway planet, and you are planning to destroy the entire human civilisation with bombs one day
5) You go on about something non-stop when you are obsessed over something (ask Zhi hua about this, she has plenty of experience with listening to this)
6) You have frequent mood swings to extreme ends
7) You are actually
contemplating on going up to everybody and saying "HI!"
8) You shout across the entire canteen the words: "HUI MIN LIKES MIE!"
9) You feel like killing your english cum literature teacher in the middle of the lesson when she isn't doing anything to incur your wrath except for being so intolerably boring
10) You make your character in maple story squat down, make the monster face and start poking other characters with your bow
You know you are lame when
1) You go "lalallaalala"ing all around
2) You go "wahahahz!"
3) You find something absolutely unrelated to what the hell you are writing and put it down
4) You put only bits and snatches of whatever it really is and pretend you are mysterious
5) You write crap down and pretend it is the world's most important piece of information
You know you like someone when
1) You think about him all day
2) You dream about him
3) You smile like an idiot while thinking about him
4) You do stuff you don't usually do around him
5) You stare at him all the time
You know someone likes someone else when
1) She goes on about him in her blog, lamenting first on whether she wonders the guy knows her or not, then going on about how she wonders whether he likes her or not
2) She talks about the stuff the guy is associated with all the time (eg: *ahem* maple story and *ahem* the penguin hahahaha...)
3) She blushes when she talks about the guy
4) She vehemently denies any sort of attraction towards him
5) She is obsessed with the stuff that the guy is associated with (once again, refer to previous eg)
yay! Now with all my lists, you will definitely get along great in life! These lists are the MOST HELPFUL things on earth! Don't go anywhere without it stored somewhere, be in on a piece of paper or in your brain! lalalalaa!
And of course, seeing that it's done by the great me, you ought to have it laminated and framed up. (:
THANK YOU, THANK YOU! MEL ZHI XIN HAS MADE ANOTHER NOBLE CONTRIBUTION TO THE HUMAN CIVILISATION YET AGAIN!
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Monday, August 29
11:44 PM
