My RANSOM!!!
Hui min, where is my ransom of 1 zillion? MIE IS IN OUR HANDS!!! WE WANT YOUR RANSOM NOW!!!
With 1 zillion dollars, we can buy everything! We can buy buildings, we can buy companies, we can buy countries, we can buy the world! Let's see.... Let me list down all the stuff I'll buy and do when I have 1 zillion dollars:
1) Fly to Paris in a first class seat! Imagine me! Lying down with a pair of sunglasses over my poor eyes to block the glaring harsh sunlight coming from the windows, drinking a cup of ice lemon tea, having all the high class food!
2) Buy a 6-floor terrace with a lift so that my poor legs won't have to climb the torturing stairs whom some sadistic person invented to see us students climb them everyday. The terrace will be right in the middle of Orchard Road! Well, maybe not right in the middle. Somewhere near Taka, Wisma Atria... will it be too much to ask contractors to rebuild Plaza Sing near too?
3) Have a wadrobe all of branded clothes! Nice ones of course. If they are all really ugly I shall design them myself. My own collection! yay! I'll have a room specially dedicated to my clothes cos there'll be so many that they'll overflood a ordinary bungalow. I shall design the whole interior of the house myself! Ok, not whole thing... I shall have to buy some furniture designed by others. What colours shall my house be? I know. I shall have it in pink and blue for 3 floors of the house and green and silver for the remaining 3 floors. Wonderful idea isn't it?
4) Hmm. On to the facilities of my house. My house shall have 50 maids/servants, all who are going to live in a discreet corner of the house somewhere in the basement. Then there'll be a crystal clear olympic size swimming pool with no chlorine and cleaned every 5 hours. It shall be designed like a beach with pure white sand. Then there shall be some chairs lined along the beach for me and invited people to sunbathe whenever we feel like it. Not that there'll be a lot of times of course, but it's better to be prepared. The sand shall also be changed every day. :D All must be PURE white and absolutely germ-free. Imagine the sunlight sparkling over the smooth swimming pool... Oh yeah, I'll need a waves generator too or else it won't look like a sea, will it? Oh yeah. this shall be on the top floor since i want to suntan. It shall have a clear glass roof which is 1) UV protected and 2)made so that i can see out but nobody can see in. :D
Then there shall also be an ice skating rink. The ice shall be super smooth and rock hard and it shall be resurfaced every 5 hours. There shall be pairs and pairs of skates lined up at the sides, all branded of course. and pink/blue/green/silver. yup. Hmm. This shall be on the 5th floor.
Oh yeah, there shall be a home theatre too! With all the latest movies, updated each time there's a new movie. Movies of ALL RATINGS!!! YAY!!! And delicious popcorn and lemon tea/coke of course. The size of the screen shall be larger than that of a cinema one. :D And it shall of course be pitch dark except for the movie. There will be a DVD player, VCD player, CD player and huge stereo players. yes, this shall be on the 5th floor together with the ice skating rink.
And an arcade! With all machines that can be found, and can be played absolutely free of charge! cos I'll be playing them so many times that it's very troublesome for me to constantly feed the machines tokens. Besides, whoever heard of giving yourself tokens? After all, I will be the one taking the tokens... haha... The most important machine is of course the Para para one which shall be updated everytime there's a new song/version. good idea isn't it? :D This shall be right next to the home theatre.
In my house there shall be 3 computers in all for me to use. All with the latest technology and the fastest internet connection. The new computers shall be sent over to me even before they have distributed it. One of the 3 computers have to be a laptop of course, or else how to bring it when i go paris? haha.
There shall be a plasma TV on every floor except for the home theatre floor(since i have a larger-than-life screen, why do i need a tv for?) On the top floor, I can watch TV while suntaning... Oh yeah, imagine me with a lemon tea beside too... and sunglasses? with UV protection of course (eyelids also need protection! haven't you heard of eye-lid cancer? better to be safe than sorry though i already have a UV-protected roof). There shall be 2 plasma TVs on the first floor, one for the living room and one for my room.
So it goes somewhat like this:
HOUSE PLAN:
Basement: servants' area
1st floor: Living room, kitchen, my room, my walk-in wadrobe
2nd floor: dancing room, ballroom
3rd floor: basketball court, badminton court, tennis court, table-tennis table, gym
4th floor: umm. oh yeah. gigantic library (i want ALL the books on the 2nd floor of JRL plus all the rest of the books in borders)
5th floor: home theatre, arcade, ice skating rink
6th floor: Olympic size chlorine-free swimming pool, suntaning area, beach
YAY! GOODY! MY HOUSE HAS EVERYTHING! Oh yeah. I forgot something.
1st floor: GIGANTIC GARDEN! with cemented area for me to rollar blade and anything else!
Yup. That's my PURRFECT HOUSE! :D
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