A tribute to a corpse
One fateful morning, my family and I woke up to an ordinary day. We brushed our teeth, changed our clothes, ate breakfast... But little did we know that a sobbing spirit was floating nearby.
It was not until we entered the kitchen before we saw a corpse!!
Yes, a real-life, true, decomposing corpse!!! My sister and I were fasinated by it. You want to see the picture?
Isn't it amazing? My sister and I learnt a couple of practical science lessons just by that. Therefore, it has contributed greatly to our education of science and thus, we award the Nobel prize award to it. Plus a blog entry tribute.
*its soul rose up to collect its prize before going to heaven*
It died in that position! I wonder how it died like that... Let's have some theories on how it died.
Theory #1:
Mrs Lizard peeked through the slightly ajar crack in the wall. What she saw inside made her insides twist. Her eyes burnt with daggers at her husband.
How dare that idiot betray me! After all the years, after all the babies, after all our fabulous sex, after all the I love yous, it actually went out and betrayed me!I hate that disgusting idiot! I curse him to death!It scurried back to its home and sat down and thought out a plan. A plan to finish off that disgusting, irritating, poisonous, malicious, hypocritic idiot. She, after all, had graduated with a degree from the course of "Poisonous Plans and Schemes".
3 hours later....
Mr Lizard swayed back and forth. The sex with the prostitude was truly fabulous, unlike any that he ever had with his ugly wife. He really regretted marrying this hideous-looking creature 20 months back. Well, he was a stupid fool then. Now he knew better... He pushed open the flap in the crack of the wall of his house.
What he saw made his eyes pop out.
His wife was there, sitting by the dresser, with a revealing sensuous outfit. Romantic music was playing through the room. She looked at the door and went to greet him with a kiss that made his knees go weak and his surroundings spin.
I am either very lucky or dreaming,he thought
. If this is a dream, please, god, let it go on forever...As he lay sated on the bed after a few minutes, breathless from all the love-making, his wife slowly took a knife from under their bed.
His last sight was that of his wife raising a knife over his head with a malicious gleam in her eyes. "Bye bye, dear hubby, I will always love you," she said, blowing a kiss at him before plunging her knife into his soft stomach.
All the stomach juices began flowing out. With a flying kick(good thing she had been learning karate for the last few months) she kicked him out of their house.
Unfortunately for the dead husband, though he was dead, his suction pads were still working and refused to let him land on the floor. Thus, he died in the uncomfortable position you see there.
Well, at least he got a prize for his death.
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far and wee
you and i together mysteriously and always floating
Friday, March 18
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