Fanfic pairings
I just looked through Schnoogle and discovered something: the imagination of humans is really boundless.
It was so damn funny! Let me give you some pairings...
- Millicent Bulstrode and Hermione Granger (they've decided after their cat fights that they found each other's bodies desirable)
- Cho Chang with Giant Squid (One sunny bright day, cho chang was looking into the depths of the clear water when she suddenly saw it. It was so dashing, so much better than all the human male guys that she had known! It was a wonderful giant squid! She decided to jump inside the river and have a family of squids with it. How do they have sex, I wonder? )
- Barty Crouch(senior) with Percy Weasley (Percy, after working for him for so long, has decided that Barty was his true love after all)
- Aberforth Dumbledore(Albus Dumbledore's brother) with a goat
- Albus Dumbledore with Harry Potter
- Albus Dumbledore with Severus Snape
- Albus Dumbledore with Voldermort (apparantly the big fight with Voldermort was just a lovers' rift. Albus was just trying to get revenge at Voldermort as he had hurt his heart)
- Argus Filch with Harry Potter (so that's the reason why Filch keeps on giving Potter detention! he had been secretly in love with him!)
- Lucius Malfoy with Seamus Finnigan (Lucius has decided that his marriage to Narcissa was a mistake and eloped with Seamus, his only true love)
- Hermione Granger with Minerva McGonagall (so that's why McGonagall always praises Hermione so much in her classes!)
- Rubeus Hagrid with Moaning Mytle(Hagrid has decided that Mytle's moans are too sexy for him to resist)
- Bellatrix Lestrange with Ginny Weasley (Bellatrix must have enjoyed too much of Ginny's screams when she decided to Crucio her)
- Gilderoy Lockhart with Harry Potter (which isn't so surprising, seeing that Lockhart has always favoured Potter)
- Neville Longbottom with Narcissa Malfoy (seeing her husband elope with another man has greatly broken her heart. She decides that she likes younger boys after all. They make sex more interesting, don't they?)
- Neville Longbottom with Lucius Malfoy (Lucius was getting sick of Seamus and jealous of his wife. Decides that Neville is the right choice after all)
- Luna Lovegood with Lord Voldermort (no wonder she is nicknamed Loony. Voldermort has crucioed her one too many times in his excitement during sex.)
- Lucius Malfoy with Draco malfoy (after all that sex with Neville, Lucius finally discovers that his son is much better at it)
And many more. Fine, I was kidding for some. They may not even be in a relationship at all. But anyway, go visit
http://www.fictionalley.org/fictionalleypark/forums/showthread.php?s=d88db774ea5502c323aa1f671f81fe13&threadid=21927 and you can discover for yourself whether they are in a relationship and the vast imagination of all the writers.
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believe me...there's been worse. Think Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort. Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!
I saw that too! However, as I thought everybody would have thought of it now, I didn't include it... haha...:D go read the link though...
ugh...i read the link. All sorts of wierdo pairings.
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